Relatable & Funny Quotes & Sayings

#Relatable

-When you get a wedgie in public and you start walking like a newborn giraffe to undo it.

-When you just can't get out of bed because of how damn comfortable it is.

-When you see your name in a math question at school. You read that right, I had $800 and stole $100 more from the bank last week.

-When you have a dream you thought was real... Then you wake up and start searching for the $1000 dollars you put on your side table.

-When you write the wrong date on your homework to make it seem like you didn't do the night before.

-When your on your period and you sneeze. It feels like a volcano just erupted between your legs.

-When girls ask their best friends if they can see their pad or if it leaked through their pants. 98.9% of the time you cannot see it.

-Hey, do you love water?

That means you love 80% of me.

-You go to to school, nothing happens. You miss on day,
6 fights, school had a blackout and Beyoncé preformed in the cafeteria

-I love you with all my butt.
I would say heart, but my butt is bigger.

-I'm shy at first but...
I do the stupidest random shit when I get comfortable with someone.

-Sometimes I wish I was a bird..... So I could fly over certain people and shit on their heads.

-Some people need a high five.
In the face.
With a chair.
Made of steel.
Twice.

-All my life I thought air was free, until I bought a bag of chips.

-Have you ever wondered the name of a song, typed what the lyrics sounded like in Google, and hoped to find the right song?

-Best Friends: I cry, you cry. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a cliff, I'll be there at your funeral.

-I don't know how to giggle. It is impossible for me to giggle. But I do know how to laugh like a donkey on drugs.

-When you rub your eyes... Then realize your wearing mascara.

-When the teacher cleans the board but your peeved because he/she missed a spot.

-When your teacher says "Finished or not, hand in your tests." And your just like no no no no!

-When you ask for coke and the waiter says "Is Pepsi ok?" Just be like, "Is Monopoly money ok?"

-I never argue, I just explain why I'm right.

-That moment when you totally forgot it was school picture day.

-When I ask for the time and someone says "10 after 5" I'm just like, "Why can't you just say 5:10"?!?

-In the car: SELFIE!
At school: SELFIE!
Pretty soon it will be like:
In a garbage can: SELFIE!

-If you tickle me, I'm not responsible for the injuries you get.

-When I run for gym, I just cant. It's... No. HOWEVER, When I run for food I run like an Olympic champion!!

-Teachers call it cheating.
We call it TEAMWORK!

-When your told to wait in the car and everyone suddenly becomes a rapist in your mind.

-When the teacher is asking a lot of questions, and your just hoping not to get called on.

-When I write 'they' in an essay and the teacher says, "They? Who's they?"

-When you end a class presentation with "So...Um...Yeah..."

-When everything you studied is not on the test.

-5(-3x - 2) - (x - 3) = -4(4x + 5) + 13
Yeah, I definitely see how this is going to help me in life.

-That awkward moment when you've finished a math problem but the answer isn't even one of your choices.

-When you see someone you know and don't want to talk to, and you pull out your phone and pretend to text or call someone.