Two Timing (Black Butler Fanfic)

Fangirlism

I feel peer pressured into updating this so.... Here it is. Yay to  pressuring people! Thanks for reading, and I hope you'll sick with me even if I don't update this often  :-)

~francypance™

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It was around 11am, and Annie was having a fangirl attack. To those who are uneducated on the matter, fangirlism is a serious condition that dictates many girls and guys from all across the globe. A fangirl attack, also known as a fangasm, is much l like an asthma attack.

Recent studies have shown that fangirl attacks can in some cases be fatal if no it properly treated. Symptoms of a fangirl attack include nausea, sweating, paranoia, intense emotion, internal bleeding, vomiting, uncontrolled breathing, and falling and being unable to get up.

If one suffers a fangirl attack, they should immediately sit down and rock slowly back and forth in fetal position. One should never re-watch the episode of their fandom that caused the attack, nor should they think about the fact that their fandom is not real. This may cause crying uncontrollably or death.

Annie laid down on her bed and stared at the ceiling. Surrounding her were the main characters of her fandom.

She couldn't believe this was real life. She knew this must have been a dream. It had to be.

Oh, but she wanted it to be true! She would sell her soul and her first- born child to make it true!

Never did she imagine that the cast of Kuroshitsuji could be better looking in real life than in the manga. They looked nothing like the mediocre cosplayers she saw on Deviantart. No, they were exact real life replicas of their anime selves.

"If I pinch myself, will I wake up to find out that this is a dream?" She asked, dazed.

"I don't think so, dearie. We're as real as they come heheheheh!" Undertaker cackled in response to Annie's question.

Annie sat up again and stated at the group around her. Finny looked kawai and innocent, as usual, Key Rin looked as confused as Annie, Bard smiled and smoked as he looked at the pictures of him on Annie's walls, Undertaker was smiling like a creep, Grell admitted all the Sebastian pictures on the walls (Annie saw him rip one off and shove it in his pocket, but she pretending not to notice.) Sebastian stood looking like a gangster, and Ciel just stood there looking bored, but in the cost way possible.

"My mom's gonna be up soon... She usually wakes up at around noon...  Um... I guess I'll introduce you guys as some of my coagulated friends and act like you want to stay here for comic Con or something."

You look at Bard, who's chain smoking. "Oh my god, not in my room you freaking idiot! My mom's gonna think I'm smoking or something!

" whatever. " Bard flicks the but out the window.

"Annie! Do I smell smoke up there?!"

"Mom's up. Time for explaining this...."