I Think Im In Love With Paulette!!!

Let The Stalking Commence

Childer Child: Mama Narwhal, did your feet eat some bad KUNG POW CHICKEN?

Lucifer: Did you forget to take your meds?

Jadelins:   Im so confused *Tears and whimpers* i thought we had something special....

Childer Child: Mama Narwhal, You there..... Mama Narwhal? 

Lucifer:  Oh, did my raw squirrel talk scare her?

Mama Narwhal POV

OMG, why did i tell them? i knew that theyd get all mushy and smelly badgerish!! i had to leave the conversation because they were so judgy!!!

i run to my stalking room and take out my stalking goggles, stalking suit (in leapord print) ooh i feel so hot!!, stalking  shoes and stalking hat which was a chicken that squawked at annoying people.

I jump in the cow mobile and start up the engine but then it spluters and dies so i scream at it about how ashamed it should be and how if it doesnt start up i will call his mother. Then he starts crying but he turns on all the same....

Vroom vroom.... vroom vroom.... vroom vroom.... vroom vroom.... vroom vroom.... vroom vroom.... yeah im so awesome im like FRIGGIN BATMAN (who has two knicker drawers i hope you havent forgot) then a little man-lady called kurk came up and asked if he could be my robin.

i ask him for a resumé... he hands it to me....... i spit on him and then i ask him on a date

"A DATE, OMG I HAVE STALKED YOU FOR YEEEEAAARRS WAITING FOR THIS" he screams like an over excited teen chipmunk.

"No you ding-bat, i mean we pretend to be on a date so i can stalk Paulette whilst making him jealous" i attack him with my words.

"Oh This Is Awkward," he says

"Yeah, totes awkie momo" i sqeal while making the awkward turtle sign.

i walk into the cinema and see Paulette with.........

JADELINS!!!!!! i run over and punch her in heart she starts to bleed and rool around on the floor..... its amusing so everyone in the room turn, point and laugh at her. Then my mother walks in and makes vegetables talk everyone loves it and over night shes a you-tube sensation.

Then i pull jadelins away to a corner and go all gangsta. ''What yo doin' with my dude, girl I mean i  told you that i like, love him but no, you go all rebel like and have to go on a FRIGGIN DATE with him i mean OH SNAP what is WRONG with you? Talk tome girl talk to me!! 

Then i see that she has fallen asleep so i slap her, HARD,

"What, What?" she replies sleepily

"U know what, Buck-Tooth-Talking-Orange!""i scream at the filthy fihing rod of a girl standing before me.

"Its payback!, for SETH" She answers

" And this is only the start"

"What do u mean? Verminous rat!" I answer vicously 

"I mean that im gonna make you pay for seth... Through Paulette and this is how.... im gonna murder him!!!!"

DUN DUN DUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!