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Funneh: You know those things will kill you, right?

Gold, pouring another glass of whiskey: That's the point.

Alec, smoking a cigarette: We're trying to speed up the process.

Kyran: *Nods while eating raw cookie dough*

。゚•┈୨♡୧┈•゚。

Funneh: Draco, I only ever see you awake, do you ever shut down or stop running?

Draco: Oh, I'm always running

Draco: The question is from what

。゚•┈୨♡୧┈•゚。

Alec: You're right.

Evan: That's... That's an unusual phrase for you. Did you just learn it?

。゚•┈୨♡୧┈•゚。

Funneh: Why isn't the statue smirking at me?

Gold: It isn't smirking at anyone, they're all just imagining it.

Funneh: Three of us saw it, Gold. How do you explain that?

Gold: *points at Draco* Sleep deprivation. *points at Rainbow* Paranoia. *points at Lunar* Delusional personality disorder.

。゚•┈୨♡୧┈•゚。

Funneh: If I accidentally sat on a voodoo doll of myself, would I be trapped forever in that position, doomed to starve to death?

Rainbow: How am I supposed to know?

Draco: You say, as if we don't use you as a source of knowledge of the occult.

Rainbow: *sighs*

Rainbow: You wouldn't be trapped.

。゚•┈୨♡୧┈•゚。

Gold: You love me, right, Kyran?

Kyran: Normally, I'd say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere and I don't like it.


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