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Gold: I'm a firm believer in "if you're going to fail, you might as well fail spectacularly."

。゚•┈୨♡୧┈•゚。

Evan: If I make you breakfast in bed, a simple "thank you" is all I need.
Evan: Not all this "how did you get into my house" business.

。゚•┈୨♡୧┈•゚。

Yandere: Maybe the real monster was the friends we both literally and figuratively murdered along the way.

。゚•┈୨♡୧┈•゚。

Funneh: You know the sound a fork makes in the garbage disposal? That's the sound that my brain makes all the time.

。゚•┈୨♡୧┈•゚。

Alec: Hello, my name is Failure, and you're watching my life crumble into pieces.
Alec: *waves their finger and sings like they're in a Disney Channel intro*

。゚•┈୨♡୧┈•゚。

Gold: Maybe the true treasure was friendship all along. But I hope not, because I can't spend friendship on new clothes.



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