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Draco who is not named Drake: So I said to myself: Drake-

Funneh: Wait, Drake?

Draco: That's what I call myself.

。゚•┈୨♡୧┈•゚。

Celeste: Name a way to be nice to others.

Yandere: Don't kill them.

Celeste: ...

Celeste: Setting the bar a little low, but I'll allow it.

。゚•┈୨♡୧┈•゚。

Rainbow: Can you guys at least try to see this from my perspective?

Funneh: *crouches down*

Gold: *gets on knees*

Rainbow:

。゚•┈୨♡୧┈•゚。

Alec: I stopped a murder today.

Funneh: Really? That's amazing! How?

Alec: Self control.

。゚•┈୨♡୧┈•゚。

Yandere: Why are you looking at me through a fork?

Alec: I'm pretending you're in jail.

Yandere: Why?

Alec: It's spiritually healing.

。゚•┈୨♡୧┈•゚。

Rainbow: I know we don't always see eye to eye on things-

Lunar: That's because you're too short.


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Author's Note: Hey! Sorry, I took so long to upload. I've been really busy lately with school. Also, please don't attack me for the height jokes. I can't believe some people actually read this tbh. I'll be doing 6 incorrect quotes each chapter, so the goal would be for me to at least upload 2 chapters, whenever I'm updating this.

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