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Senpai's Fangirl: So what do you do in your free time?

Yandere: I stalk people.

Senpai's Fangirl: Okay... I like to swim.

Yandere: I know.

。゚•┈୨♡୧┈•゚。

Rainbow: What is the one thing I told you not to do?

Gold: Burn the house down.

Rainbow: And what did you do?

Gold: I made dinner.

Rainbow:

Gold:

Rainbow:

Gold: And burnt the house down.

。゚•┈୨♡୧┈•゚。

Police: 911, what's your emergency?

Gold: A monster broke into my house.

Funneh: *across the room* Gold, we're roommates!

Gold: *screaming* It found me!

。゚•┈୨♡୧┈•゚。

Draco: You wanna see how hardcore I am?

Draco: *punches wall*

Draco: Take me to the hospital.

。゚•┈୨♡୧┈•゚。

Elijah: Did you just refer to a knife as a "people opener"?

Yandere: Should I not have?

。゚•┈୨♡୧┈•゚。

Evan: I heard candles were romantic

Evan: so I set the WHOLE FOREST ONE FIRE

Evan: AND IT WORKED.

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