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Technoblades POV
First person

Why did I even come to this party? I asked myself in my head. Dream threw a party and everyone was allowed to come in. There was normal party stuff like drinks,snacks,and activities.  But lots and lots of Alcohol I don't like drinking so I was completely sober and was just watching my friends be drunk out of their minds.

I look around to see if anyone is still sober but then I see something and to say the least I was angry.

Badboyhalos POV
First person

I came to this party only because dream cried like a baby for me to come and he said there would be alcohol.

I can drink a lot without getting tipsy because I'm not human (demon/angel AU) so I can drink a lot.

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This wired looking guy came up to me he looked really creepy "hey baby are you drunk do you need me to drive you home" as he was saying this he sprinkled what I think was some sort of roffie pill. The guy obviously though I was drunk form all the drinks I had drunk.

He grabbed my arm and I started to get uncomfortable. All of a sudden *thunk*
And he was on the ground.

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I look up to see technoblade. To be honest I think he thinks that I'm also drunk so I decided to play along because I was bored

"Thank you techno" i said with a smile I saw his face light up with pink and so did I. "Oh uh you're welcome I just saw that guy taking advantage of you being drunk so yea."

My theory was right so I played along "I'm not drunk" I told him obviously he didn't believe me because of all the alcohol I drunk.

"Bad do you want me to take you home I saw you drink a lot and i don't want to leave you alone after that happened" techno said with blush all over his face.

Omg how is he so cute. I thought "yes please" I said "okay come with me bad" he said gently grabbing my hand, blush had gone all over my face at this point and so did he.

No ones POV
Third person 

"Bad are you sure you're okay you drunk a lot of alcohol" techno said with a bit of worry on his face. "I'm fine don't worry techno" bad said with a cute smile that made techno blush.

"B-bad since you are like really drunk, you won't remember anything that happens tonight right" techno said to bad but it sounded like it was directed to himself.

"I guess So, why?" "B-bad I really like you and I know you don't feel the same way but I just needed to tell you" techno said with blush all over him as he parked the car In the drive way.

He turned to look at bad who was just smiling like crazy "um..bad are you okay" techno said with worry and embarrassment "I like you to techno" bad said while he was giggling

"If only you were sober" techno said with a small hint of sadness in his voice "techno I've been telling you that I'm sober I'm not drunk" bad said about to explode with laughter

"WAIT...but you drank a lot of alcohol like... A LOT" techno said with blush all over him "techno I'm not human I can do a lot of stuff humans can't, one being I can drink a godly amounts of alcohol with out getting drunk" bad said grabbing technos face gently so he could look at him.

"So you... like me back?" Techno said with his whole face bright pink. "Hehe, yes!" Bad said while giggling.

"Bad can I kiss you.." techno said but was soon cut off when bad locked their lips together "I'll take that as a yes" techno said smiling and blushing. (We love consent people)

"I'm glad I told you" "me to imagine if we just kept it to our selfs" "well I mean sooner or later someone would have found out and tried to help us" "yea that's how dream and George got together I found out and might have set them up" bad said with a proud smile.

"Hey bad want to see something cool?" Techno said walking out of the car. "Uhh yea what is it" bad said his voice filled with Curiosity. "Follow me and you'll find out" techno said grabbing bads hand leading him somewhere "okay" bad said giggling and smiling.

Techno took them up to the roof where there was a space the looked like it was meant for sitting. Techno took bad to the space and laid down looking at the stars.

"Wow!! This is beautiful"  bad said with a childish face. "I can think of something more beautiful" techno said admiring bad.
Bads face filled with blushed as he stuttered out a thank you.

The night was beautiful and they spent the whole time Talking to one another about random things. The sun soon started to come up and before the parted ways for the time being they shared a passionate kiss.

Skeppy POV
First person

"Where the hell is bad" I yelled as I was on the floor at the party hang over as fu%k.

"I saw techno take him home" Wilber said while looking for his Beanie "why the hell did he take bad?" I said with pure Curiosity

"Bad drank a lot he was probably sh!t faced" George said trying to help dream up off the floor "no bad isn't human so he doesn't get drunk that fast it take at least 4 whole vodka bottles"I said know helping Wilber sit up Nikki

"Knowing bad he was just bored and decided to play along with being drunk" eret said putting his cape one.

"Yea" everyone said as they started to clean up "WAIT" yelled fundy "WHAT" everyone yelled back "he just wanted to get out of cleaning!"

BBH POV
First person

"Suckers" " I got out of cleaning and got a boyfriend, I'm the best" I said with a proud smile on my face

This was fun to write I hope you enjoyed this tell me if it needs anything or you have request. Have a good day/night/afternoon 😚.

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