ever since that one person (no idea who said it) mentioned what was said on the podcast about california using "vibes" a lot in normal conversation i havent stopped thinking about it
my guy probably believes in like.. zodiac shit. or at least knows a lot about them. and then someone lets him start talking and he doesn't stop
some "thats why youre a scorpio" "stop swearing at me" shit yk
texas hates anything zodiac related because of it,, one of those dudes who goes out of his way to tell people its not real
oregon, nevada, and arizona get the brunt of his rambles because they always end up sitting near him (haha border states L),, nevada and arizona tune him out but oregon retains jus a little bit of it,, he at Least know his major zodiac signs because california made him tell him his birthday and stuff (aren't they the big 3 or something? someone please talk to me about zodiacs if you like em theyre chill)
new york probably ends up hearing about it So Much in meetings w just them gov florida and tex because california has nobody to talk to and new york somehow isnt hostile enough to make him fuck off
oregon 🤝 new york
retaining all of their knowledge on zodiacs because they had to sit next to california for 2 hours straight and they said two words to him
florida makes So Many jokes
california asks him his zodiac sign and he says caprisun and then he never asks again
southern states all kinda just.. collectively agree to ignore him
