Hey guys! Welcome back to another chapter, as you can see, i managed to finish it despite me moving, and having my internet two days late, and falling from my new chair because i tried to stretch out too much and hurting my elbows and hands for like two days, so after all that maybe this chapter isn't up to my standards, but if it isn't please point it out and i will try to fix it to the best of my ability, but still, the important part is that i finished it! So i won't keep you guys for longer, this chapter was beta read by DarkZ19_05 because Joe didn't reply back to me in time, so, enjoy the chapter!
"HEY!" "WATCH IT!" "WHAT THE HELL!"
These screams resounded in the halls of the Indiapolis preparatory as the usual sea of students resulting from the end of classes fell into havoc as people seemingly tripped or smashed into an invisible object, said object was, of course, Skarpne herself, who walked along the halls unopposed as any student that tried to walk into her was wacked away by her tail.
Skarpne: Now, let's see.
She was focused on her notepad, which although new, was already filled with doodles, most sexual, of course. But whatever she was trying to focus in was interrupted, as her wristband started riging.
Skarpne: Ugh, what does Undi want now?
She exhaled in annoyance as she made a beeline for a bathroom, locking herself in a stall to have a place to sit and take the call.
Skarpne: Heyyyy Undi.
She greeted in mock excitement.
Undi: Skarpne, tell me one thing.
The general said with uncharacteristic softness.
Undi: What were you supposed to be doing there?
Skarpne: Porn?
Undi: Exactly, porn, so why IN GOD'S NAME HAVE YOU SENT NOTHING IN THE LAST 3 DAYS!?
Skarpne: Hey! Two days and a tenth, the first one doesn't count.
Undi: WHAT DO YOU MEAN DOESN'T COUNT? DIDN'T YOU HAVE SEX WITH THE BOY?
Skarpne: Not really.
Undi: Wait, what?
He said, calmed down by what seemed to be genuine confusion. Skarpne nodded.
Skarpne: Yep, guy's a big virgin.
Undi: I knew that! Just didn't think he'd last! Have you showed him your ass?
Skarpne: Of course I showed him my ass! What do you take me for? A novice?
Undi: Damn, and that's a nice ass too.
He said in deep thought.
Undi: Wait hold on, why do I care!? Tell me why you haven't sent anything yet cadet Skarpne!
Skarpne: Sir!
She saluted, apparently serious for once.
Skarpne: I'm sorry but for my pride I shall not give up until I get that virgin dick inside of me.
Undi: Why do you care about some random hillbilly in the middle of nowhere!?
Skarpne: Come on Undi, have you never tried to reel in someone hard to get?
Undi: ...
He stared at her.
Skarpne: I'm not fucking you Undi.
Undi: Oh come on! Why not!?
Skarpne: You're a skeleton.
Undi: I've seen you fuck worse!
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