BUNNY// TXT 6TH MEMBER

* Incorrect Quotes Part 1 *

   (I did this with my Stray Kids 9th member scenario book yesterday so I wanted to do it on here as well. I hope you guys will enjoy this)!

*Bunny and Beomgyu sitting in jail together*
Beomgyu: So who should we call?
Bunny: I’d call Yeonjun, but I feel safer in jail

Bunny: In your opinion, what’s the height of stupidity?
Taehyun: *turning to Beomgyu* How tall are you?

Bunny: What if I press the brake and gas at the same time?
Taehyun: The car takes a screenshot.
Yeonjun: For the last time, get the fuck out.

Bunny: Why are you on the floor?
Yeonjun: I'm depressed.
Yeonjun: Also I was stabbed, can you get Soobin, please.

Bunny: WHAT’S YOUR TYPE
Beomgyu: Anything, honestly, but nerds especially
Bunny, desperately, as Beomgyu bleeds out: YOUR BLOOD TYPE
Beomgyu: Oh! B positive.
Bunny: DONT TRY TO CHEER ME UP JUST TELL ME YOUR BLOOD TYPE
Beomgyu:

Bunny: Fuck.
Soobin: We've got to work on your cursing.
Bunny: Why? I'm pretty good at cursing already.

Bunny: *Kicks the door down looking panicked*
Yeonjun: What did you do?
Bunny: Nobody died.
Yeonjun: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!

Bunny: You love me, right, Kai?
Hueningkai: Normally, I’d say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere and I don’t like it.

Bunny: Go to Hell
Taehyun, tearing up: I wish I could

Bunny: Beomgyu...
Beomgyu: Oh no, 'Beomgyu' in b-flat.
Beomgyu: You're disappointed.

Taehyun: In light of what you did for me, you can hug me for four to five seconds.
Bunny: FORTY FIVE SECONDS?!?
Taehyun: No! Four to five seconds!
Bunny: Too late!!!

Soobin: Ok, maybe playing ‘whose family is most dysfunctional’ wasn’t the best idea we’ve had. Bunny's been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can’t get her out...

Bunny: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives
Hueningkai: I wake up at 4:30 AM
Bunny:
Bunny: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives

Bunny: Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat?
Yeonjun: >:O language
Soobin: Yeah watch your fucking language
Beomgyu: OK WHO TAUGHT SOOBIN THE FUCK WORD?
Taehyun: 'The fuck word'.
Hueningkai: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time
Soobin: Oh my god he censored it
Taehyun: Say fuck, Kai.
Soobin: Do it, Kai. Say fuck.

Bunny: Croissants: dropped
Hueningkai: Road: works ahead
Soobin: BBQ sauce: on my titties
Beomgyu: Shavacado: fre
Taehyun: Miss Keisha: fuckin dead
Yeonjun:
Yeonjun, grumpy: I didn’t understand a single word of that and I hate every single one of you.

Bunny: We need to distract these guys
Yeonjun: Leave it to me
Yeonjun: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss.
Soobin, Beomgyu, and Taehyun: *Immediately begin arguing*
Hueningkai, watching in horror: Oh this. I don’t like this. I don't like this at all.

Bunny: Rules are made to be broken.
Yeonjun: They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken.
Soobin: Uh, piñatas.
Beomgyu: Glow sticks.
Taehyun: Karate boards.
Hueningkai: Spaghetti when you have a small pot.
Bunny: Rules.
Yeonjun:

Bunny: Just be yourself.
Yeonjun: 'Be myself'? Bunny, I have one day to win Soobin over. How long did it take before you guys started liking me?
Hueningkai: Couple weeks.
Beomgyu: Six months.
Taehyun: Jury’s still out.
Yeonjun: See, Bunny?
Yeonjun: 'Be myself'. What kind of garbage advice is that?

Bunny: If Taehyun and I were drowning, who would you save?
Beomgyu: You two can’t swim?
Taehyun: It’s a hypothetical question, Beomgyu! Who would you save?
Beomgyu: My time and effort.

Bunny: What time is it?
Taehyun: I don’t know; pass me that saxophone and we’ll find out
Taehyun: *Plays sax loudly and extremely out of tune*
Soobin: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE AT TWO IN THE MORNING
Taehyun: It’s 2 am

Bunny: Taehyun, keep an eye on Beomgyu today. He's going to say something to the wrong person and get punched.
Taehyun: Sure, I’d love to see Beomgyu get punched.
Bunny: Try again.
Taehyun, sighing: I will stop Beomgyu from getting punched.

Bunny: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Soobin?
Soobin: … No.
Hueningkai: I do!
Soobin: I know, Kai.
Hueningkai: I’m sad!
Bunny: I know, Kai.

*The squad is having dinner together*
Bunny: Beomgyu, can you pass the salt?
Beomgyu: *Throws Taehyun across the table*

Bunny: Yeonjun, can I talk to you for a second?
Yeonjun: Yeah, what’s up? Lemme guess. You and Kai are having problems and you want me to teach you how to kiss?
Bunny: What? No, stop that. I know how to kiss. I’ve read books.

Bunny: Are you the big spoon or the little spoon?
Soobin: I'm a knife.
Yeonjun, from across the room: He's the little spoon.

Yeonjun: Soobin and I are having a baby.
Bunny: That's gre-
Yeonjun, slamming adoption papers on the table: It's you, sign here.

Store Worker: Would a Mr. Soobin please come to the front desk?
Soobin, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem?
Store Worker: points to Hueningkai and Bunny
Store Worker: I believe they belong to you?
Hueningkai and Bunny, simultaneously: We got lost :(
Soobin: I didn’t even bring you guys here with me-

Bunny, to Soobin: My life is in the hands of an idiot!
Soobin, motioning to himself and Yeonjun: No no no no no, TWO idiots!

Bunny, in a high voice, holding Barbie: Hey Ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career!
Taehyun, in a deep voice, holding Ken: Nonsense, Barbie. You’re staying home and having my kids
Yeonjun: What the fuck are you guys doing?
Bunny: Playing systemic oppression

Beomgyu: You often use humor to deflect trauma
Bunny: Thank you
Beomgyu: I didn't say that was a good thing
Bunny: What I'm hearing is, you think I'm funny

Bunny: .. .----. -- / ... --- .-. .-. -.-- [translation: I’M SORRY]
Taehyun: What's that?
Bunny: Remorse code.
Taehyun: I'm even angrier now.

Bunny: Oh just so you know, it's very muggy outside
Yeonjun:
Yeonjun: Bunny, I swear, if I step outside and all of our mugs are on the front lawn...
Bunny: *Sips coffee from bowl*

Bunny, pointing: May I sit there?
Hueningkai: That's my lap
Bunny: That doesn't answer my question, Kai.

Bunny: Is something burning?
Hueningkai: Just my love for you.
Bunny: Kai, the toaster is on fire.

   (Alright there we go! I hope you guys enjoyed this! I had so much fun making these. Request things you would like to see! See you next week)!