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roadtrip cliche 🤪

this is very VERY cliche and ik that but i was listening to beachboy by mcafferty and shit and bakugo.

"do you think dinosaurs actually existed-"

"i swear to fucking god, pikachu, i'll turn this fucking car around! shut the fuck up!" bakugo screamed, harshly speeding up to pass another car.

denki couldn't hold back the laugh, a slightly restrained snort escaping him. god, he knew he was going to die.

"did you just fucking laugh, dunce face?" katsuki shouted, turning around to face denki before quickly turning back to narrowly avoid a grandma in her tiny red car.

"calm down, bakubro." kirishima said, resting his hand on the console, fearing that if he touched bakugo while driving, he wouldn't have an arm to touch him with anymore.

"sorry, sorry," denki muttered, covering his mouth and pretending to cough so the explosive kid wouldn't notice him laughing.

meanwhile, mina and sero were fucking dying on either side of him, wheezing at bakugo's behaviour.

"the fuck are you laughing at, tape arms," bakugo ordered, glaring through the mirror as eijirou lectured him on road safety.

"seatbelts are manly! wait, oh my god! you aren't wearing your seatbelt, bro!" kirishima gasped, clumsily reaching over to fasten bakugo's seatbelt for him.

katsuki gritted his teeth, "what the fuck do you think you're doing, rock head."

that was the last straw for denki, who burst out laughing at the nickname bakugo had come up with.

mina slapped his knee, falling forward while trying to regain her breath.

"that's it!" bakugo yelled, angrily putting his blinker on and making a u-turn.

their spring break road trip was cut three days short.