Elphie: why is there smoke coming from the kitchen?
Fire Hazard: o-o'
Elphie: Flare,
Elphie: what.
Elphie: did.
Elphie:YOU.
Elphie: DO?
Goddess: we tried to bake a cake for your birthday...
Fire Hazard:.....and then I sneezed.
Elphie: so you set the house on fire?
Goddess:
Fire Hazard:
Elphie: new rule! Flare and Irene are NOT ALLOWED IN THE KITCHEN!
Goddess: that's fair.
Fire Hazard: understandable.
Wandering Trader: I love the fact that we are all extremely powerful Magicks users and we are afraid of a witch who has only mastered how to hide a house.
Sword and Shield: true
Emo: true
Punchy: TRUE!
Librarian: true!
Elphie: excuse you! I have been practicing my witchcraft and am now able to multiply and combine my familiar!
Fire Hazard: nice!
Elphie: and since I'm able to do that....
Fire Hazard: WHY IS YOUR FAMILIAR OUTSIDE PF MY DOOR?!??
Goddess: HER FAMILIAR IS ATTACKING ME!!!!!
Wandering Trader: I'm just gonna go....
Elphie: you're next
Emo: why did I just see Zack, Flare, and Irene running for their lives from Hyria's familiars?
Punchy: I'd hide if I were you
Emo: why?
Punchy: she's coming after all of us for calling her weak.
Emo: ...
Emo: welp
Emo: guess I'll just ducking die
Fire Hazard: I got away for a moment
Fire Hazard: did Shad just say 'ducking'?
Emo: yes
Fire Hazard: that's stupdgfefrjifyevndmdk
Librarian: Flare?
Librarian: Are you ok?
Punchy: it's too late now Enki.
Punchy: they're gone.
Goddess: QUIT TELLING EVERYBODY IM DEAD!😠
Punchy: sometimes I can still hear her voice...😔
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The Tale of Irene and Co.
FanfictionSo basically this is a chatfic about Lady Irene and her friends from Minecraft Diaries being crackheads. Also Dream is in this because why not. Dream will be teaching them how to use electronics because I can and I will. Like all my other books prob...
