The Tale of Irene and Co.

Flarene

Punchy: welcome

Elphie: why did you make a group chat? We already have one?

Punchy changed the chat name to Flarene Shippers

Emo: what the duck is Flarene?

Librarian: Flare x Irene

Emo: oh hell yeah!

Elphie: don't the majority of us have crushes on Irene/Flare?

Librarian: yeah but they're adorable together.

Emo: ^

Sword and Shield: ^^

Wandering trader: Shad, aren't you and Hyria like 98% of our impulse control? You can't be doing this!

Elphie: true, but I just walked past Irene and Flare asleep on the couch and I have one thing to say
Elphie: I ship it.

Wandering trader: we're doomed.

Punchy:

Punchy: I took this photo a few days back.

Wandering Trader:......
Wandering trader: ......I ship it.....

Librarian: legend says if you listen closely you can hear the sound of Zak's soul screaming because he ships the ship.

Punchy: legend says Flare and Irene are looking over Hyria's shoulder and reading the chat

Elphie: oh shithbz

Sword and Shield: hyria?

Elphie: hello this is Flare, you are all dead.

Librarian: even me 🥺

Elphie: especially you

Emo: Rip us. May we all die as we lived

Punchy: shipping Flarene?

Emo: I was gonna say in a tree house but that works too

Sword and Shield: I thought you were gonna say introverted

Librarian: may we all die as we lived
Librarian: in pog

Punchy: pog till the end!

Emo: POG THROUGH THE PAIN!

Wandering Trader: Shipping Flarene-that's poggers! Photo's of Flarene-That's poggers! Irene and Flare killing us for shipping them-that's not poggers...

Punchy: lol

Elphie: I escaped!

Punchy: Hyria! You're alive!!!!

Elphie: yes

Emo: sorry to ruin this beautiful moment but, aren't we all being hunted down by 2 of the strongest and most reckless people in our group who are out for blood?

Librarian: yeah
Librarian: oh shit! They found me
Librarian: I LOVE YOU ALLHDTEFNDJFUF

Sword and Shield: rip

Emo: rip

Wandering trader: rip

Elphie: rip

Punchy: pog