So basically this is a chatfic about Lady Irene and her friends from Minecraft Diaries being crackheads. Also Dream is in this because why not. Dream will be teaching them how to use electronics because I can and I will. Like all my other books prob...
Elphie: Flare I hope you know that even if you didn't want to go you would have to because everyone who is responsible is out.
Fire Hazard: I know I know
Elphie: good
Irene's POV:
Me, Enki, Shad, Hyria, and Flare were walking towards the center of the forest. "Are you sure nobody will find us?" Flare asks. "Positive." Hyria responds. "I put a spell on the forest that makes it extremely hard to navigate unless if you have been in before, or you are part of our group." Hyria adds. Flare nods. We come to a stop in a clearing. "Alright! Who wants to go against who?" I ask. Enki raises his hand. "I would like to fight Hyria!" He says. "Alright. Hyria, do you wanna fight Enki?" I ask turning towards Hyria. She nods and they start fighting. (A/N: Because Enki reads and writes a lot he has learned multiple types of Magicks as well as a bit of witchcraft.) Hyria starts with sending a fire ball but Enki creates a barrier to protect himself. He lets it fall to throw a ball of electricity at Hyria. She dodges and uses a teleportation spell to get behind Enki and electrocutes him. He falls to the ground. He then kicks her feet out from under her. As she falls down she adjusts herself so she will fall on Enki and positions her elbow so it will hit him in the stomach. At the last second Enki catches her and throws her away. They both stand up and start hand to hand combat. In the end they both got tired and fell to the ground. "Tie!" Flare yells. "Okay who's next?" I ask. "I wanna go against Shad and you can go against the winner!" Flare tells me. I smile and nod my head. "Flare and Shad both wield swords and have some sort of destructive Magicks so this will be interesting." Hyria notes. "We might need to replant some trees around here after this fight." Enki remarks. "It's a good thing I can heal people, because I have a feeling we might end with a casualty." I say with a sigh. "Hey! Don't do that! We might be able to finally get rid of one of the edge lords!" Hyria comments to which I snort before turning back to Flare and Shad. "3,2,1....GO!" I announce. They immediately charge towards each other. Their swords clang and flare sends a fire ball at Shad. Shad uses his sword to throw it back at her. She dodges before running into the shadows and jumping in from behind him. Shad summons some dark energy and and throws Flare backwards. Flare encases her sword in flames. Shad runs up to her and nearly lands a hit but before he could flare stabs him in the stomach. After her sword pierced his skin, Shad's sword went through Flare's arm. "Time out!" I yell and run towards them. "What the hell you two?!" I ask as I frantically heal them. "Don't worry Irene, we're fine!" Shad says. I glare at him before turning to Flare. "Don't think you're in the safe zone!" I exclaim. I pull out a bunch of bandages and wrap them around the wounds. "Let's head back to the tree house." I say. I help Shad and Flare stand up and we walk over to Enki and Hyria. "Let's go." I say. They stand up and we walk back.
Back in the GC:
Punchy: soooooo.....how is the training going?
Goddess: we are on our way back. Shad and Flare stabbed each other
Wandering Trader: ooooooooffff
Fire Hazard: don't worry we're fine!
Emo: we just got really into it!
Elphie: you almost destroyed the forest
Librarian: and you guys kept sending fire balls and dark Magicks towards where Hyria and I were sitting.
Fire Hazard: sorry
Emo: sorry
Goddess: you two are staying in the living room until you are fully healed. Hyria and Enki, you two are going to be taking shifts watching them.
Elphie: alright
Librarian: but isn't Shad one of the more responsible ones?
Goddess: yes, but when he and Flare are together with no supervision, they will destroy anything and everything.
Librarian: alright.
Fire Hazard: we're not THAT bad!
Emo: actually, we are Emo: we really are that bad
Fire Hazard: oh
Punchy: can I stay with them as well?
Elphie: NO! Elphie: last time the three of you were together you burnt a village to the ground just to steal and pet all of the animals!
Punchy: I don't see the problem?
Fire Hazard: me neither.
Emo: what were we supposed to do?
Wandering Trader: I don't know...maybe ASK TO PET THE ANIMALS INSTEAD OF COMMITTING MASS ARSON!?!?!
Sword and Shield: ..... Sword and Shield: what did I just read..? Sword and Shield: ....
Sword and Shield has left the group chat
Wandering Trader has added Sword and Shield to the group chat
Wandering Trader: hey Esmund
Sword and Shield: hey Zak
Wandering Trader: you good?
Sword and Shield:yeah Sword and Shield: Irene's been ignoring me ;-; Sword and Shield: I disown her from being my best friend UnU Sword and Shield: wait now I don't have a best friend 😢 Sword and Shield: Kul'Zak, will you be my best friend?
Wandering Trader: I never thought you'd ask! Wandering Trader: Yes Esmund, I will be your best friend!
Sword and Shield:
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