As soon as i set my eyes on that triangle little devil i want to dive right in. Since my grandma was sitting right there watching me with the hope of every cook that their food is loved so i decide to give her the compliment that she wants. I take the first bite of her fresh pie and i melt. "GRANDMA THIS IS SCRUMPTIOUS!" I grab my knife quite elegantly and slice the corner to add effect. Grandma laughs graciously and walks out of the room joyfully. As soon as she leaves the room i stuff the whole thing in my mouth. The juiciness, white cream, it all tastes so good i get overwhelmed and let out a loud moan. I freeze. I hear my grandma humming from the other room and realize i have to thank jesus for her bad hearing.
