C A L U M
(which if u take out the "AL" spells cum, coincidence? I think not!! #illuminate confirmed)
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C A L U M 'T' H O O D
"No calum, this is the fifth time I tell you this week, my brother hates you! He'll murder me if i go with you!" She sighed, her fake Botox lips pouting.
"Yeah, your brother hates me cause I'm the lady's man, and I'm the captain jock! What is he?" I laughed, she rolled her eyes before hitting my shoulder and storming off.
"Hey! You can't say you don't love this Dick" I winked, making her moan loudly in annoyance and glare at me.
"Save that till bed baby" I walked off, my usual smirk on my face.
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J U L I A 'M' R O S E
To: mike
I have no valentine!!!!!!!!! Pls come tomorrow to be my valentine<3<3
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From: mike
a) I live in fucking America
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b) I already have a date, my bed <333
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To: mike
Fuq u
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From: mike
Bet ud rather fuq calum 😏
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And after that I sent zero replies, mainly cause he was true and u had no good comeback to burn him with so being quite was my only option, also for the fact calums eight billion times more out of my league than I could ever dream.
And I dreamt a shit load about him.
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Yes I rewrote the book, yes I changed everything about the book, and yes I haven't updated in a while, but hey before any chapter I will have something funny at the top to make u smile :))))))
- janna (who promises she'll update more often <3) < lolz I'm such a fooking liar (26 December 2015)
YOU ARE READING
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Fanfiction❝you asking me surely must have meant something right?❞ ❝not really.. I was just desperate and didn't wanna be alone on Valentine's Day.❞
