The Randomness of The WPCS

Skate

Yo, people. I wanted to tell you what happened to me this morning on the way to gym....

I was walking to gym, talking with my friends, mostly ranting about wildlife, because it's a stupid class and boring and last class we literally stared at a picture of salmon. So, there's this boy in my class. He's annoying, and idiot, and thinks that the only way to survive is constantly insult everyone. He always puts everybody down and buts in on people's private conversations. Back to the story. We were walking to gym, talking about wildlife. I said it was so boring I wanted to die, because I'm over-dramatic that way. This boy - I think I'll call him Teivel. It's a real name. And it means devil. Anyways. Teivel eavesdropped on our conversation, and when he heard me talking about dying from boredom, he said, and I quote, "Well you should die. Nobody wants you here, you're an idiot." Yeah, he's a jerk. I wasn't going to let that slide. So I answered, "If I wanted to die, all I would have to do is climb your ego and jump to your IQ." And then I walked away to the gym. Teivel's a rudibus et porcos. Which I called him when he said I was an idiot.

Yeah, that's all. See ya, human beans!

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