The Randomness of The WPCS

Caramel

Hi. Random story time.

So earlier we (my family) went to meet my friend Ava (not her real name) and her family in the park. Ava and I were joking about pushing each other into the lake and then we (my sisters, Ava and I) went to climb trees. Ava and I climbed into a tree and she started yelling at me. "YOU WANNA GO PUNK? I'LL KILL YOU!" (her exact words) And this random dude who was walking past thought she was talking to him and gave her a wtf look. Then one of my sisters got stuck in a tree so me and Ava went off to find our parents while my other sister stayed behind to make sure her twin didn't fall out of the tree and die. So I was running around with Ava, we had no clue where our parents were so we took a guess and ran off. Ava kept running up to pigeons and chasing them while yelling, "YOU WANNA GO PUNK!" and I kept yelling, "FOCUS MY SISTER IS STUCK IN A DAM TREE!" and then I mentioned when we (the kids on my street) chased Bubble Boy (who Ava hasn't met) yelling about sacrificing him to the pufferfish gods. (don't ask) And I told her how we made a peace treaty with him and Potato Boy. She started yelling "FRICK THE POTATO GODS!" and I kept yelling at her to hail them. She started yelling about how the potato gods kept us alive for years and them decided that they wanted us all to die. (reference to the famine) So that went on for a while. We kept looking for our parents but we couldn't find them so we went back to the tree to lament to my sister about how she was stuck in the tree forever. When we got there she was out of the tree and our mums were there. 

So yeah. I normally try to appear sane in public but obviously that didn't work today.

Peace out!✌️