The Randomness of The WPCS

Caramel

So my dad reads stories to me, my sisters and one of our friends every night. He also records the audio and sends it to our cousins who live in Canada.

He does introductions at the start of every recording and I always introduce myself as "The person that doesn't want to be here." When I said it today my dad said, "You'd never guess that's the teenager." (Well technically he said my age but internet safety sooo) and I turned to my friend and said, "People never guess that you're a teenager if you still act like a 5 year old" and he replied, "So are you gonna put your underwear on your head now?" (idek why he said that) 

Then the main character was describing a smell and my sister goes, "I thought it was going to say that it smelt of burning children." (I'm worried about her sanity now. She's been around me too much.)

Then it mentioned someone being intoxicated and my sister goes, "I'm normally intoxicated on pufferfish." And then I go, "Don't forget the bubbles!" And grape (our friend) goes, "And the potatoes!" (This is all an inside joke that I don't feel like explaining. So yeah. Go ahead and think that we're all off our rockers.)

SUBJECT CHANGE

The other day I was really bored during a live class so I doodled a bunch of greek god symbols on my hand. When I went outside to play Pufferfish Boy asked me what it was. I explained and he said that he'd thought it was some kind of spell to summon pufferfish that was written in runes. 

Peace out!✌️