The Angriest Comment Thread On YouTube (full transcript)

Part 1: Insults V.S Logic

Lunar1314

I don't care if I get hate because of this opinion, but this is my favourite paper mario final boss song.

Aramaru 1837

Because you're like nine. Haven't even played the other games I guarantee you.

Dave Matthew

How about we agree that you are a jerk. Everyone can have their own opinion. And that it is the internet, so nobody cares about your opinion to begin with.

Also, instead of throwing insults at me, why don't you try to get me to see things from your perspective? It would be much more time-efficient and unlike insults, actually accomplishes something in the long run. Or you can continue to assume that I am a mere child that does not know of the.... Five? Other paper mario games (or was it four?) or has even played them, both opinions being completely wrong.

But as I said, IT'S THE INTERNET, and we could go in circles all day and night and neither of us would go anywhere. So let's not, okay?

Aramaru

You never gave your side you dumb fuck. All you did was come on here talking about some damn opinions or some shit. Pretty clear you didn't intend to accomplish anything. Also, you haven't played any other games have you? It's not hard to know how many Mario games there are, kid. 64, TTYD, this garbage, and Colour Splash (which was actually not bad but it was too weird gameplay-wise to be called a paper mario game.)

Metal Mario

Uh huh, why don't you go back to your thousand-year-old game and super overrated paper mario game.

Lunar

All I said was that this was my favourite final boss song in the paper mario games, but it turned into a huge fight and I don't understand that.

Aramaru

You said that you don't care if you get hate, so obviously you do understand, you dumb fuck.

Brooklyn Green

Aramaru, I know you can say whatever you want. But please, could you calm down and make a nice comment to people? Like I said, please don't say about a thousand cuss words with this reply, please.

Aramaru

It's not hurting you to read a quick "fuck."

Brooklyn

Look, I understand everything you're saying. I'm just here to calm you down. Not everything in this world is solved by anger.

Dave

Well, since we both agree that this whole thing is pointless, let us just agree to disagree and be on our way, then.

Aramaru

Cool, so fuck off.

Dave

Nah, seeing you spout pointless insults because you can't come up with an actual comeback to my remarks is rather funny to me. Hehe, I live on your pointless rage.