The Angriest Comment Thread On YouTube (full transcript)

Part 2: Second Wave

Mr. Hater

I see you have superiority complex and are very self-centered. How very hypocritical you are, no better than him. I guess I gotta clean house and deal with little keyboard warriors like you myself.

Lunar

Go away, we don't need more of your kind.

Mr. Hater

Hah, don't make me laugh.

Dave

Heh, you poor, naïve fool. When did I ever claim that I was better than little maggot? That I am better than you? Oh, to live in your little fantasy, can you not see what I am doing here? Or are you just as blind as he is?

Of course, I see that you are cut from the same cloth as he is, so I will humor your attempts at insulting me and everyone else present. Let's see how long you last.

Mr. Hater

Oh, I know your intentions vey well, and I intend to stop it. I mean, what the hell is wrong with you? Just look at your comment. "you poor, naïve fool"? "to live in your little fantasy"? These are things that a narcissistic self-centered manchild would say. How am I or anyone with half a brain cell supposed to take you seriously? There's a reason the other guy left.

You won't last long, Dave. You won't last long because underneath all that bravado, you're just a sad little boy with delusions of grandeur. Who, by the way, can't talk for shit.

So, here's a friendly piece of advice: Turn away now and stop wasting Aramaru's time. Because if you don't, by the time this is over, you'll be my little maggot.

*Silence*

Mr. Hater

No response? Guess I must've hit one of your soft spots. Heh.

Dave

So you actually have some bite, do you?

Good, let's see what you've got.

I will compliment you on your use of insults, as well as how you got straight to the point.

Mr. Hater

This conversation is over before it even started, as you barely gave anything of a response as to not hurt your fragile ego more than you already did with that narcissistic as hell start. If anything I should be the one saying "Let'S sEe wHaT yOu'vE gOt." Don't act like you've got the upper hand as you can't even have a normal conversation anymore.

Dave

I thought about saying something, but decided I would wait to see what you would do. I am disappointed that I did that now considering your lackluster response. Also ego? Ha! You honestly think I care about something as petty as how others view me? I speak my mind, just like you do. And if somebody has a problem with our opinion? Well, who cares?

Mr. Hater

Obviously you do care, otherwise you wouldn't have responded. Also "lackluster" response? "Our" opinion? This is getting ridiculous. First of all, you massive hypocrite, did you see the kind of response you made? Yeah me neither HAHAHA. And second of all, again, "our" opinion? Don't make me laugh! Who's our? You mean the guy with the Luigi profile picture and the one who started this mess? Haha, yes! What would you do without them? "Defend me, guys! Defend me!" Hey, Lunar, Brooklyn, come over and defend Dave! He can't do it without you guys!