ok so like diluc and kaeya got into a fight and diluc kicked him out or whtever so kaeya was homeless so he like lived under the bridge thingy 😈
"O-OwO i-im so lonely and homeless and cold and lonely XD 🥺🥺" kaeya said!!!!!!! "what" said dababy!! "omg hi dababy!!!!! i love you let's get married" said the eyepatch dude!!!! "ok" said dababy!!!! they got married lol!!!!