"A stupid app that throws me in with a bunch of dudes and makes me choose one of em?"
"The app chooses the perfect match for you."
"And your point is?"
"Why don't you just shut up and live that y/n life?"
inspired from mystic messenger
warning: mild...
FROM: Kim Namjoon • koyajoon@gmail.com TO: kpopanimehoehotmailishot@hotmail.con
Dear y/n, That email adress almost made me think you were 'trolling' me, if that's what the kids these days say. I hope this finds you in good hands. Thank you for trusting me and sharing your email with me. Hope you're having a spledid day today. Stay well.
FROM: Kim Namjoon • koyajoon@gmail.com TO: kpopanimehoehotmailishot@hotmail.con
I'm so sorry after reading the last email I realized how formal I sound being a teach is hard haha
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1 NEW MESSAGE FROM M&M . . .
JIN I cordially apologise for the way I acted the other day
JIN I shouldn't have acted out here drunk espesially since I'm the oldest person here
NAMJOON Really jin it's no problem things like that happen Most importantly are you okay?
JIN Perfectly fine and dandy
JIN I was embarrassed after going through the previous messages
JIMIN if you're alright that's what matters the most to us ❤️
JIN Thanks jimin you're a nice kid
JUNGKOOK mommy alert
JIN who's mommy?
JUNGKOOK bruh you the way you went "as im elder and shit" lmao
JIN Please don't call me that
JUNGKOOK oh okay daddy
YOONGI I don't condone how you behaved the other day but I'm glad to see you taking responsibility @jin
TAEHYUNG lmao he doesn't have a problem with calling him daddy
JIMIN Namjoon very much feels like a dad guy to me too (in a good way :))
NAMJOON Thanks I've heard that a lot
JUNGKOOK im talking about DADDIES not dad im talking about DILFS not father
