"A stupid app that throws me in with a bunch of dudes and makes me choose one of em?"
"The app chooses the perfect match for you."
"And your point is?"
"Why don't you just shut up and live that y/n life?"
inspired from mystic messenger
warning: mild...
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1 NEW MESSAGE FROM MIX & MATCH . . .
JUNGKOOK CHOGIYAAAA
Y/N holy shit my phone vibrated and i almost dropped it in the toilet
Y/N hi omg
TAEHYUNG You're in the toilet wtf
Y/N just got out why are you acting like you dont ever pee or poop??
TAEHYUNG yeah but it's weird getting a message like that from a girl you don’t even know on a freaking dating app?????¿
JUNGKOOK um no one got my chanyeol reference how do i leave this group
HOSEOK OH MY GOD HI I'M YOUR HOPE
NAMJOON Just recieved the notification sorry I was a tad bit late hello nice to chat with you all I hope we will have a splendid time on this app and help yeonjun the best with our data
JIN No one has the time or patience to read your whole text namjoon
NAMJOON I apologise I'll make them short
JIN LOL kidding don’t talk like the h.one bot hi to yall too
JIMIN nice to meet you all <3
Y/N dudes can yall slow down a bit i cant keep up lmao it's 20 texts per second now
Y/N ALSO I GOT YOUR EXO REF JUNGKOOK YOU'RE 69 YEARS OLD BTW SO YOU'RE ALREADY OUT BUT WE CAN REMAIN BUDDIES
Y/N TAEHYUNG GUY YOU'RE R00D ASF TOO SO
Y/N BUT YALL ARE SO HOT WTF SUDDENLY I'M SINGLE (LIKE I'VE ALWAYS BEEN) BUT NOW I'M READY TO MINGLE
Y/N
JIN omg it's papa franku
NAMJOON It's joji i love his music! Didn't Know he had this side
