"A stupid app that throws me in with a bunch of dudes and makes me choose one of em?"
"The app chooses the perfect match for you."
"And your point is?"
"Why don't you just shut up and live that y/n life?"
inspired from mystic messenger
warning: mild...
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1 NEW MESSAGE FROM YEONJUN . . .
CHOIJUN Are you alive?
Y/N i'm always the one who asks that i can't believe its coming from you
Y/N HELLO I'M JARED 19 AND I DONT KNOW HOW TO READ
CHOIJUN Why arent you using the app then???
Y/N lmao what app i use whatsapp
Y/N oh wait mix & match
Y/N oh shit dude totally forgot to check the app for 2 days shit shit shit
CHOIJUN Are you seriously joking with me now
CHOIJUN Look i think the bot made it clear to you that after 7 days it will set up the first person to chat with you
CHOIJUN You just messed up the algorithm and i wouldn't even know if i didnt check up your login adress
Y/N dude I'm the type of person who either replies to you 5 seconds later or 5 months later
CHOIJUN ???that's not even an excuse?? I trusted you as an applicant
Y/N um you literally shoved the responsibility now dont throw the spiderman dialogue on me
CHOIJUN Great powers do come with great responsibilities
CHOIJUN if you had the time to send an email to my team saying you want them to make a hole in your esophagus by stepping on your throat wearing high heels you did have the time to check up on the app
Y/N wait wtf I'm batshit crazy BUT NOT THAT CRAZY TO SEND AN EMAIL LIKE DAT??
Y/N Oh wait i did
Y/N my god I'm so sorry i was just sending my daily positive feedback on mamamoo's email but i accidentally sent it to yall
CHOIJUN yeah you made me a laughing stock here but you dont have the time to help me out
Y/N look you're the one whos hardly even here you dont ever reply to me
