*Remedial Goodness 101 Classroom*
Fairy Godmother: Children, excuse me. Um, as you know, uh, this Sunday is family day here at Auradon Prep. And because your parents can't be here due to, uh, distance, we've arranged for a special treat.
Maleficent: I don't see anything, nor do I hear.
Fairy Godmother: Kids!
Maleficent: Is it... is it... is...
Jafar: Press enter.
Maleficent: Can I please see a remote? Is this thing on? Ugh, It's broken. Ugh! I hate electronic equip... Oh!
"some things never change" hades said quietly and shook his head no one heard him
"first she can't work a fridge now a TV what is she good at" Chad questioned
"being nasty" mal said and added "ruling me" but only Ben heard to witch he held her hand to comfort her
Evil Queen: Evie, It's mommy. Oh! Look how beautiful. Oh, you know what they say, the poison apple doesn't fall far from the tree.
Maleficent: Don't you mean the weeds?
Cruella: Ooh! Who's the old bat?
Mal: This is Fairy Godmother.
Maleficent: Still doing tricks with eggplants?
Fairy Godmother: I turned a pumpkin into a beautiful carriage.
Maleficent: You really couldn't give Cinderella till one A.M.? I mean, really. What, the hamsters had to be back on their little wheels? -
Fairy Godmother: They were mice! They were not... they were mice. They were not...
Mal: Thank you so much. Thank you.
Fairy Godmother: They were mice.
Mal: Hi, mom.
Maleficent: Mal! I m-m-miss you.
"so much effort" mal said
Jafar: You children are never far from our thoughts.
Mal: I got it.
Maleficent: How long must mommy wait to see you?
Mal: Um, there's a big coronation coming up. I think sometime probably after... that.
Maleficent: When?
Mal: Friday, 10 A.M.
Maleficent: You sure I can't see you before that? I don't know what I'll do If I don't get my hands on that magic wan... you... you little nugget that I love so much.
Mal: Yes, I completely understand, mother.
Cruella: Carlos, is that a dog? Oh, yes, yes, baby, I do understand. It would make the perfect size for earmuffs.
Carlos: He's the perfect size for a pet.
Cruella: Oh!
Carlos: This dog loves me, and I love him. And fyi, your dog is stuffed!
Cruella: Oh!
Carlos: So give it a rest!
"well done" Jane whispered
Jafar: Oh-ho! Burn!
Cruella: Oh! Why don't you go sell a toaster, you two-bit salesman!
