Evie: Mommy?
Jay: Killer.
Carlos: I will never forget mother's day again.
Jay: Well, the wand's not here. Let's bounce. Let's go.
Maleficent: The future of the free world rests on your shoulders. Don't blow it.
Mal: ♫ Look at you, look at me ♫
♫ I don't know who to be ♫
♫ Mother ♫
♫ Is it wrong? Is it right? ♫
♫ Be a thief in the night ♫
♫ Mother ♫
♫ Tell me what to do... ♫
Evie: Mal. Come on.
Maleficent: Don't be so serious, darling. I'm sorry.
"that's still creepy" Audrey said
♫ I was once like you my child, slightly insecure ♫
♫ Argued with my mother too thought I was mature ♫
♫ But I put my heart aside, and I used my head ♫
♫ Now I think it's time you learned what dear old momma said ♫
♫ Don't you wanna be evil like me? ♫
♫ Don't you wanna be mean? ♫
♫ Don't you wanna make mischief your daily routine? ♫
♫ Well you can spend your life attending to the poor ♫
♫ But when you're evil doing less is doing more ♫
♫ Don't you wanna be ruthless and rotten and mad? ♫
♫ Don't you wanna be very very good at being bad? ♫
♫ I have tried my whole life long to do the worst I can ♫
♫ Clawed my way to victory built my master plan ♫
♫ Now the time has come my dear for you to take your place ♫
♫ Promise me you'll try to be an absolute disgrace ♫
♫ Don't you wanna be evil like me don't you wanna be cruel ♫
♫ Don't you wanna be nasty and brutal and cool ♫
♫ And when you grab that wand that's when your reign begins ♫
♫ Who wants an evil queen without a sack of sin ♫
♫ Don't you wanna be heartless and hardened as stone ♫
♫ Don't you wanna be finger lickin' evil to the bone ♫
"how did we not notice she licks the sceptre that just gross" chad said
"yeah i think she may have gone mad" jay remarked
"well seen as this is a figment of mals imagination i think its her version on how she proceeds her" FGM said
"oh so you see you mum as a creepy evil crazy woman" chad asked
"no she is manipulative and dangerous that probably what makes her seem that way but she's a lizard so i'm not bothered anymore i got what i need in this room" mal said
♫ This is not for us to ponder this was pre-ordained ♫
♫ You and I shall rule together freedom soon regained ♫
♫ Mistress of the universe powerful and strong ♫
♫ Daughter, hear me, help me, join me won't you sing along ♫
Both: ♫ Now we're gonna be evil it's true never gonna think twice ♫
Mal: ♫ And we're gonna be spiteful ♫
Maleficent: ♫ Yes spiteful that's nice
♫ In just an hour or two our futures safe and sure ♫
♫ This mother daughter act is going out on tour ♫
♫ If you wanna be evil and awful and free ♫
♫ Then you should thank your lucky stars that you were born the girl you are ♫
♫ The daughter of an evilicious queen like me ♫
