After 2000 Years

Chapter 2: Eren's Plan

Levi's P.O.V

Tch, that shitty glasses. What can be so important that we have to meet up instead of talking over the phone?!?!? I picked up the windex and left to the cashier and paid. As I was walking up to the cashier, I was pretty sure I saw someone. Whatevers. I paid and left to go home to eliminate ALL the dust. Not one must live in my apartment. After I was done, I cooked dinner and set it in front of my TV and turned it on to watch, while I was enjoying my dinner. Then something distured by peacefullness, the phone.

*Great Escape playing as a ringtone*

That signified that Shitty Glasses was calling me. At least it wasn't her screaming as my ringtone.

"Sigh, what do you want shitty glasses?"

"Hehehehe......"

"...Oi, what's so funny. If you had snuck into my apartment while I was gone, I'll kill you!"

"Hehe... You don't have to worry about your apartment... HAHAHAHA"

"Oi, spit it out. What do you want?? I'm trying to enjoy my dinner here."

"I found a cute boy for you~ He's pretty hot. Hehehehe, Hahahahaha"

"Name? Clean or dirty? Height? Hot? Personality?"

"Hahahaha, I'll tell you all about him tomorrow my gay midget! Hahaha"

With that she hung up. That bitch. The last time she hooked me up was a 6'3" boy. Wasn't even my type. I believe his name was Erwin Smith or some shit. "Tch" And I purposely told her to get me someone shorter than me and is clean and will accept me for my cleanliness!!! All that old guy wanted was my sexy ass body, I mean who wouldn't want a guy in his twenties with a six pack? I gotta admit, I would even fall for myself. Well now all I have to do is wait til tomorrow to see how he looks like. Then, again, that Shitty Glasses wants me to get laid so she can have a sample of my semen... Ughh gross.. I went back to watching tv and eating my dinner.

Eren's P.O.V

"Mikasa, dinner is ready. Hurry up or it'll get cold."

"Coming~"

That guy was hot tho... I got to admit.. Think about it, a small beauty in my arms as we walk out of the wedding ceremony

"Hey, tomato. Are you gonna serve me my food?"

"Huh?? Atleast I wash my scarves."

"Don't you start!!"

"Fine whatever. By the way, I won't be home tomorrow, I'm meeting up with a friend at Starbucks tomorrow. And I'l be borrowing your cosplay as Chitoage Kirisaki."

"Fine whatevers. Just don't get it dirty my little cross-dresser~"

"Hmphhh. I'm actually really proud of that. There's no shame."

*Time Skip, In Eren's room*

Now, I got to make sure, I go in a disguise. The Chitoge one was perfect, since it was a normal high school girl from an anime. Ohh yeah the plan. I have to disguise myself so no one will recognize me. Who knows who the Shitty Glasses is. Everything will be perfect tomorrow, I want some hot shorty to be my wife. Since he'll be perfect since he was in the cleaning aisle. Might as well see his personality.

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