A man was driving down the road and it's getting dark so he stops at a motel. He gets a room and the lady who works there says, "do not touch the green gorilla." Later that night he hears a thumping sound from behind the dresser. He moves it and finds a door with a sign that says, do not touch the green gorilla, turn back now! He wasn't very smart, so he went through the door. It was a long, long, hallway. At the end he sees a door that says: do not touch the green gorilla, turn back now! He went through it and was in a jungle. He walked until he found a row body by a lake with a sign that said, do not touch the green gorilla, turn back now. He rowed to an island. He walked inside a cave and found a cage. Inside the cage was a sleeping green gorilla. There was a sign, do not touch the green gorilla. With one finger, the man reached in the cage, and touch him. The gorilla's eyes opened. The man ran all the way back to his room, shut the door and blocked it with the dresser. He hid under the bed. Then the gorilla broke through the door and threw the bed across the room. He reached down, touched the man, and said, "Tag, you're it." The end
You can add on however much you like, the point of this story is too take a really long time just for the anticlimactic punch line.
