A knight and his Kitten

Chapter 9

*Kiba pov*

Sigh... I am going to regret this whole wanting to graduate thing. Took a day off to make sure Asia didn't kill anyone, but now I gotta go back. And guess what? Asia wanted to go too...

This is such a bad idea...

She wants to... Thank the devils for their hospitality. Especially Issei. She has a weird reason though. Apparently him being a pervert wasn't the problem. It was the fact the piece of shit was a weak red dragon emperor that pissed her off.

She wanted to fight a great red dragon emperor. She used to dream of an epic confrontation with a warrior that can infinitely get stronger. To prove once and for all she is greater than her ancestors.

Then she found out the wielder is a breast obsessed retard that couldn't fight his way out of a cardboard box without his master offering a glance of her tits... She was not amused.

So now issei is gonna die. Asia wants to rip that gauntlet off of him and stick it in someone who'd actually use it correctly.

What surprised me is that she didn't give a shit about the perversion. "As long as they look and don't touch, who gives a shit". No body modesty at all. We caught her more than once walking around in her underwear for no real reason.

She told me she was raised in the woods so that made a bit of sense. She just doesn't care.

What she did care about was me, or at least what I did. The only living human to kill a god. Well goddess. No real gender discrimination when it comes to dieticide. Still would've gutted her even if she had a dick. Hell she could've had one, I didn't check, I was too busy not dying to the bitch's divine magic bullshit...

Then I heard a scream of agony... Asia was making more friends...

Asia: Fuck off you bald headed dog rapist! I told you to leave me alone!

The perverted friend of Issei was on the ground with a broken arm with Asia beating the deal out of him. She rained punch after punch on him until he was unconscious. Then she glared at the glasses wearing one. She gestured him to her with a growl. Then she broke his nose with a single punch, and told him to take his friend away before she gets angrier.

Then to completely cement she was different, she took the money from their wallets to buy herself another juice box...

Rias: KIBA! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY BISHOP?!!

Before I could say anything, Asia Argento perked up when she heard Rias's voice. She growled in absolute rage, and shot her a withering glare. She marched up to her and quickly grabbed her by her throat and forced her to look her in in the eyes.

Asia: Ok bitch listen up! You and the rest of your whores better ingrain this into your empty skulls. You don't command me. EVER. You ever try to order me around, even think about it, I'll chop your tits off and make you eat them raw. DO YOU UNDERSTAND YOU PERIOD BLOOD HAIRED SLUT!

Asia shook her by her neck to accentuate her point. Rias was crying from the murderous intent she was leaking when she was talking to her.

Asia: Good! Now you devil bitch, tell your microdicked butt buddy to leave me alone. If I ever see him, I'll rip that glorified masturbation aid off his damn arm and give it to someone else. Now take that bishop piece you roofied me with and go fuck yourself stupid with it.

She slammed the piece into her stomach with enough force to make her cough off a little blood onto Asia's uniform. She tsked and punched her into unconsciousness. Then she glared at the crowd of wide eyed people who quickly parted to let her by.

Yup... She's quite the people person. Gonna have to influence the entire damn town to think she was always like this... I doubt her period could explain why she sent the entire football team to the hospital with life threatening injuries... Well I guess the women would want a better explanation.

Well at least Koneko likes this Asia more than the old one. Even though she flirts with me a bit, I guess due to me killing Lolth, at least she isn't throwing herself at a pervert who's the enemy of women everywhere.

Well he had three friends at Kuoh academy now. Asia tolerated him more than any other breathing person, and Koneko was enjoying watching Asia hurt people like Rias and Issei...

However... He might have pissed off Sona Sitri off... Horribly.

How did he manage to do that when he hasn't even really had a single conversation with her, or her peerage?

Well Sona is a forgiving person. She could forgive him hurting her best friend Rias. She could forgive him causing her extra paperwork from damages to the school property. Hell she could forgive her having to personally oversee the extensive mind alterations of the students that saw his and Rias's violent spats.

But what he did now? She almost kicked down his classrooms door in the middle of class, flipped off the teacher, then strangled the life out of him...

But that was impossible now...

His teacher... Was family...

Serafall...

In order to keep the peace, the maou of interspecies communication got ordered to keep a close eye on kuoh. Her other jobs were out in hold. Her job now was to be the second year teacher of kuoh...

In her own words "Yay! I get a new friend! And to see my adorable little sister everyday!! It's a dream come true!!!".

And to Sona's horror, Serafall used her magic to convince the school board, principal, and other officials to allow her to come in her magical girl cosplay outfit...

All she could do was cry, and barricade the student council room with all the demonic power, magical seals, and furniture she could find. She wouldn't find her here... Right?

Then the devil herself spoke up behind her turning her blood to ice...

Serafall: Ohh Sona-tan! Can you give your adorable sister a tour? I wanna meet all your friends and teachers!

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(A/n So Serafall has been ordered to oversee Kiba and Kuoh in general, Rias met my version is Asia, and Sona wants to die! And yeah, I'm most likely eventually making this a harem. I tried, but well I just prefer writing harems than single pairings. They just hold my attention better, I apologize. Hope you enjoyed Asia making friends, she has a lot of people to... Thank for her previous treatment.)