The Monk That Wanted To Renounce Asceticism (DROP)

CHAPTER 51-55

Chapter 51: This Head is really Hard!

Translator: CKtalon  Editor: CKtalon

Fangzheng replied with a question, “Patron, so what if This Penniless Monk is dumb, and so what if he isn’t?”

“I see now. You’re f*cking acting the fool!” Han Xiaoguo roared.

At that moment, the fragrance of rice came emanating over.

Gulu, Gulu!

Two stomachs growled simultaneously. Fangzheng and Han Xiaoguo were famished.

Han Xiaoguo said, “Little Monk, so you were cooking something in the back kitchen?”

Fangzheng said, “Amitabha. Yes, but it is only for one.”

“It’s mine! Don’t you say no to me or I might blow your brains out!” Han Xiaoguo threatened.

“That won’t do. This Penniless Monk hasn’t eaten an entire day and is ravished by hunger. Patron, if you are hungry, it’s best you go down the mountain to have your meal,” said Fangzheng.

“Down your ass! I’ll be staying and eating on this mountaintop today! No one can chase me away!” Han Xiaoguo said furiously.

Fangzheng said with a sigh, “Then feel free to do so. It’s time for This Penniless Monk to have his meal.” With that said, Fangzheng turned around right in front of Han Xiaoguo’s face!

“Stop right there! If not I’ll kill you!” Han Xiaoguo was given a fright.

However, Fangzheng smiled genially and said, “Patron, why are you so nervous? If you don’t shoot, we can still have a chat to kill time. If you were to shoot, the police standing guard down the mountain will come. When that happens, none of us will have anything to eat.”

The more the fragrance assaulted Han Xiaoguo’s olfactory senses, the hungrier he became. He swallowed his saliva and placed the tip of his gun against Fangzheng. He said, “Either you obey me or I’ll kill you! I will use actions to tell you that guns are not needed to kill a person!” With that said, he held a knife to Fangzheng’s back.

Fangzheng shook his head slightly and said, “Whatever. This Penniless Monk is also hungry. If This Penniless Monk doesn’t take a look, the rice will be overcooked. Let’s go.”

With that said, Fangzheng walked off without waiting for Han Xiaoguo’s reaction!

As such, he left the range of Han Xiaoguo’s knife. When Han Xiaoguo snapped out of his daze, he raised his gun at Fangzheng and followed behind. As he walked, he said, “Little Monk, don’t you try any tricks on me! If not, I’ll really send you to the Western Paradise to see Buddha!”

“Amitabha. Patron, if you truly have that ability, This Penniless Monk would really wish to see Buddha.” Fangzheng was not lying. He truly, truly did not want to be a monk! Although his present life wasn’t considered bad, it was quite a torture spending his days alone on the mountaintop!

However, Han Xiaoguo had no idea what Fangzheng was thinking. He only thought that it was just a provocation. He raised his hand and struck Fangzheng’s bald head!

The outcome-

Bam!

“Ouch!” Han Xiaoguo soothed his hand and cursed, “Little Monk, is that head of yours made of rock? Why is it so hard?”

“Amitabha, This Penniless Monk’s head has been a little hard since a young age. It’s truly a sin to cause you harm,” said Fangzheng.

Han Xiaoguo’s face turned red. He had been a mercenary soldier all his life, and this was the first time he felt pain from beating someone. Furthermore, he was being consoled by his victim. This felt like sarcasm through and through!