The Monk That Wanted To Renounce Asceticism (DROP)

CHAPTER 26-30

Chapter 26: Visitors Again

Translator: CKtalon  Editor: CKtalon

Fangzheng checked through his shared photos and as expected there were a lot of pictures he had posted when he was still in school. He felt down when he realized that some of the pictures were not posted by him. From the description, it was obvious that it was the work of the monk One Finger!

When he saw the last picture, his face turned blank! It was taken when he was a one-year-old, his pants had a hole in them exposing some delicate areas! Not too much of a problem as many others had a naked childhood picture themselves, the problem was his legs were spread, naked butt-cheeks shimmering in the light. He stood there with his little pole swinging in the wind, his one-year-old self standing there in a make-belief combat posture! Worst of all the mat beneath it was wet, forming a large darkened pool…

That was when Fangzheng finally understood what Fang Yunjing meant by adorable. He struggled to control his embarrassment, hands clenched into fists as he tried to calm his breathing.

Fangzheng quickly set the picture to private, cutting all others from being able to access it. He exchanged a few words with Fang Yunjing and after confirming that she had not seen that picture, he released the breath he had anxiously been holding.

Meanwhile in Jida Chinese department’s female dormitory, a bespectacled lady-like beauty was sitting on her bed wearing pajamas. She secretly saved the baby picture before it had been set to private. She answered Fangzheng with a mischievous smile, “Master, have you taken the pictures I mentioned?”

Fangzheng immediately sent Fang Yunjing the pictures. However, she was left stunned the moment she saw it.

“Heavens! Master, what cell phone model do you have!? This image quality, it couldn’t be any worse! Just zooming in a little makes it all blurry…” Fang Yunjing frowned as she stared speechlessly at the pictures. She felt that she had a reasonable amount of skill in the art of Photoshopping but when faced with such a low-resolution picture, she felt helpless.

Ma Juan heard the commotion and came over with a grin. “Yunjing, is this taken by Master?” She chuckled softly, “Is he joking? This level of quality is depressing!”

“Enough. Cut it out. You’ve seen him. Master is a monk that’s separate from this world. He probably doesn’t bother with things like cell phones, which means you end up with situations like this. This could be an issue, how are we going to promote One Finger Temple without pictures?” Fan Yunjing ended her sentence with a grunt.

Ma Juan glanced at her with raised brows, “That’s an easy problem to solve. Why don’t we send a better phone to Master? I’ll pay for it!”

“You’re paying for it?” Fang Yunjing laughed. “I forgot you were that rich.”

Fang Yunjing and Ma Juan talked it over before suggesting it to Zhao Datong and Hu Han but were met with their vehement objections! The reason was that they wanted to be included in anything that could improve their relationship with Fangzheng!

Each of them donated five hundred yuan to get Fangzheng a new cell phone.

The cost meant Fang Yunjing couldn’t buy as many snacks, Ma Juan led a life less luxurious, Zhao Datong had to remove the mountain-climbing shoes from the list of items he wanted to buy, even though he had been saving up for quite some time and Hu Han had to buy a months supply of instant noodles. He frowned as he stared down at the new provisions, “Datong, these will be our meals for an entire month! Are you sure we won’t die from eating this?”

Zhao Datong waved his hands in dismissal, “I ate this often back when I was in high school. It’s fine. You’ll just have constipation if you eat too much. But that won’t be a problem, I still have two boxes of digestive biscuits. I’m willing to share!”