NARUTO: I Don't Always Kick People... and that's It. PeriodT

"WOO. WOO. WOO. WOO. WOO. WOO," Naruto chanted as he slaughtered every living being in sight. On Fortnite.

"I WON, BABIES," he projected as he stood upon on his raggedy chair, then stepping onto his desk like a freakin' pimp.

He grabbed his Leafbook before the teacher could stop him, and was a'gonna throw it back down or something, but he decided, nah man.

"TAKE YOUR SEAT PLEASE and thank you, small larva," Mr. Kakashi commanded.

The dude wasn't even in the room, literally flopping appeared in the doorway.

"I'm sorry, Mama!" Naruto apologized, protecting his southernmost cheeks. He dreaded the infamous Kakashi Whoopin'.

The noises woke Sakura up from her face-first slumber on her desk.

She woke with very unladylike snorts and grunts, with spare snow visible under her nose.
She immediately spotted Bae. Daddy. Papi. The exquisite Sasuke, Senpai Chan.

Sakura wasn't tired anymore. Hewl no.

She pulled herself up to stare at booboo, her bosom nearly falling out everywhere, practically tapping Sasuke on the shoulder and asking for the answers to last night's homework.

Sakura jerked his earphones out. "Heyyyyy, Boyfriend!" she greeted Sasuke's ear hole.

He was drawing a picture of her corpse with his own blood.

"Aw! You're so talented, boyfriend!" Sakura praised him.

"Young sapling, What did I just say to your friend over there?" old man Kakashi asked, a crinkly wrinkly bumply wumply finger pointed at Naruto. Then it proceeded to literally fall off and ascend to finger heaven.

Naruto's hair already looked like a blond ball of sea urchin, but it got even more flabbergasted as he watched Sakura's bazongas caress Sasuke's head.

Sasuke broke her hand with his eyes.

"OW. Teehee! Sorry, Boyfrieeeend!" Sakura sang. "I'll sit now."

Mr. Kakashi took his place at the whiteboard. He was dressed stupid as he*ll. He had on a pink bodysuit which exaggerated every wrinkle and crevice on his saggy old man bod. He also wore kickin' platform shoes and goggles. Maybe he's going through something. :/

"A'ight. Raise your hand if you didn't do your homework," he instructed.

8 out of the like 11 people that showed up raised their hands.

"Figures, ya worthless ballbags..." He looked at Naruto, who was playing Fortnite again. Mr. Kakashi slammed the Leafbook shut on the boy's fingies. "What's your excuse?"

"I-I ate it, I'm sorry Dad. I thought it would cure me!.. Please don't whoop me again!"

Mr. Kakashi growled. He picked the boy up by his hair and grabbed his handy dandy Punishment Shoe. Naruto quivered in his grasp and covered his eyes, trying to prepare his soul.

Mr. Kakashi pulled his almighty arm back and let loose on the bad boy in front of what class showed up. The whoop shook the whole school and broke the windows out. Everything on the floor flew to the ceiling. Ain't nobody gon misbehave again.