{ what is my life }
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Bendy: You know, I'm starting to regret showing you how that blender works.
Nugget, drinking toast: Why do you say that?
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Bendy: Please, I'm begging you go to a doctor.
Nugget: I'm sorry is this OUR stab wound? Stay out of it.
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Bendy: I've already sent good vibes your way... they're coming. There's nothing you can do to stop them.
Nugget: This is the most threatening way I've ever been cheered up.
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Bendy: Nugget! My face is on fire!
Nugget: Bendy! Are you ok?!
Bendy: Oh yes, I'm fine. I just said that to make sure you'd come in here quickly.
Nugget: But your face is on fire.
Bendy: Yes. It's much faster than shaving.
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Bendy: How many kids do you have?
Nugget: Biologically, emotionally, or legally?
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Nugget: Change is inedible.
Bendy: Don't you mean inevitable?
Nugget, spitting out coins: No, I did not.
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Nugget: You love me, right, Bendy?
Bendy: Normally, I'd say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere and I don't like it.
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Bendy: What the fuck is wrong with you?!
Nugget: Wow, you could start with a 'good morning'.
Bendy: Good morning. What the fuck is wrong with you?!
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Nugget: How do I deal with my enemies?
Bendy: Kill them
Nugget: That's a bit extreme, I was hoping for a more passive solution
Bendy: Kill them only a little?
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Nugget: So are we flirting right now?
Bendy: I AM LITERALLY STABBING YOU
Nugget: That doesn't answer my question
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Bendy: You often use humor to deflect trauma
Nugget: Thank you
Bendy: I didn't say that was a good thing
Nugget: What I'm hearing is, you think I'm funny
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Bendy: Do you think you'd actually notice if someone didn't cast a shadow? Or if their limbs were just slightly too long? Or if they had just a little too many teeth? like how many times have you passed Something on the street and you just didn't Notice It?
Nugget: Stay woke monsterfuckers ur love is out there!!!!!
Bendy: Yknow what? Not my point at all in any way whatsoever, but I'm glad I could be an inspiration.
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Bendy: You're the love of my life and my best friend, I would do anything for you.
Nugget: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.
Bendy: Absolutely not.
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Bendy: If there's going to be a big dramatic scene, wait until I get back.
Nugget: Of course. I can't flip this table by myself.
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Bendy, going over Nugget's resume: Okay, so right here, it states that you're creative.
Nugget: Yes
Bendy: Okay... may I know what you create?
Nugget: Problems.
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Nugget: I think I'm having a mid-life crisis.
Bendy: You're like 15 years old
Nugget I MIGHT DIE AT 30!
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y'all aren't done reading the first one yet lol
