Guy: *talking on the phone*
Woman: *walks downstairs* Who are you talking to at 3 in the morning?
Guy: Jake from StateFarm-
Woman: Lemmie see that *takes phone* Who is this?
Jake: Its Jake from StateFarm-
Woman: And what are you wearing "Jake from StateFarm"?
Jake: Uh- khakis-
Woman: She sounds hideous
Guy: Well he's a guy so-
Woman: :0 You're gay!?
Guy: I didn't think you'd find out-
Woman: *reveals to be Jake from StateFarm*
Guy: :0 LETS GET MARRIED!
Jake: YES!
*they kiss and live happily ever after*
Like a gay neighbor, StateFarm is there
