kinky ostriches

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new gc because three certain seijoh boys wanted to be part of our little friend group and no ones renaming it yet
9:29 p.m

atsumu
you guys wanna go ostrich fighting?

y/n
yes
let's go
i'll get my bat

atsumu
i was watching a video
and they taught us how to fight an ostrich
i think i could take one on

y/n
let me fight one too

atsumu
okay you hit the front and i hit the back

noya
THAT SOUNDS DIRTY

iwaizumi
what?
wait
no
NO

y/n
yes
we're going to fight ostriches 🤺

konoha
cant believe you were gonna go fight ostriches without me
the audacity

makki
AYO
I WANNA GO

mattsun
AND ME

oikawa
i'll take the pictures ❤️

atsumu
apparently you have to hit their necks

tendou
why not their ass?

bokuto
ostriches have an ass?

mattsun
what if the ostrich is into spanking?

noya
yeah we're not kinkshaming here

kenma
i do not want to be here
but this is also very interesting at the same time

konoha
those kinky motherfuckers

y/n
kinky ostriches

oikawa
what did the ostriches ever do to you

konoha
do you ever wonder if worms crawl up their noses when they put their head in the ground

makki
wait-
ostriches have noses?

y/n
TIME FOR GOOGLE

noya
"The nostrils of ostrich are located forward on the beak, rather than at the base of the beak as in most birds. The trachea or wind pipe is large and located in the lower part of the mouth."

mattsun
LMAO imagine an ostrich w an actual human nose

konoha

kenmai could've lived my whole life without seeing that

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kenma
i could've lived my whole life without seeing that

bokuto
HAVE YOU SEEN HOW THEY RUN?

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