Remus: So if it bites you and you die, its venomous. But if you bite it and you die, its poisonous.
Sirius: What if it bites you and it dies?
Remus: That means you're poisonous Sirius.
Sev: What if it bites itself and I die?
Remus: Thats voodoo.
Lily: What if it bites me and someone else dies?
Remus: Thats, correlation, not causation.
Sirius: What if we bite each other and neither of us die?
Sev and James simultaneously: Thats kinky
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Harry Potter ships spoofs
FanfictionMaybe more ships also fair warning this is just the same as a Drary spoof thing
