Sev: Im getting a call from Remus
Sirius: I'll act natural
Sev: You're not gonna be on the phone call *answers phone* Hi Remus
Sirius, shouting next to the phone: what deLICIOUS WATER IM DRINKING
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Harry Potter ships spoofs
FanfictionMaybe more ships also fair warning this is just the same as a Drary spoof thing