Kryten x reader (the peg) one shot

Kryten x reader smut

In the bowels of space, Red Dwarf floated aimlessly, leaving the crew members with scarce to do. Which Is why I bored. I wanted something funnn something to do to make my life actually worth living which of course meant sexy sex. My mind drifted to , Kryten. Big boy. Mhhh who was currently in the washing machine room fixing up Cat's suits.

I fucking strutted down thosebp halls to peer though the door at my lust filled fantasy. Kryten there happily humming as he folded a bunch of shirts. He looked tasty like jam on toast. I wanted a big bite, because I loved him so much thatv I started to sob.

"Ahh, ma'am! What are you doing here with me?" he asked, smiling politely "Shhhhhhhhhhut the fuck up" I replied, yanking his big boye shoulders down to give him a big smooch "Ma'am, we can't take a break now, I have work!" he exploded "I'm your work now~~" "Ooh my"

I began to kisp Kryten's face, and I felt his facial plate things heat up under my carrots. I loved him he started to fumble as i STRIPPED "Ma'am, we can't do the fuck here, I'm lacking a groin!" I hmmed I felt the rumble of the washing machine on my back and hmmed slyly I jumped on the washing machine and spread open my legg like eagle. horny eagle

"You're in a compromise position!" "Mhhhghhhhh lick me like Crea!m" and he did shyly. Trphrust hips,, on robot husband. and he looked very awkward but i could tell he loved the feeling of COOCHIE.

"mmh" he moand "mhh" i moane bc i loved him. i thought i should stop but i wanted his plastic dick. his plasdick because i couldn't Have it the Next best thing to do was thrust him into my life kryten began to rub his head. sad boy. upset. he wanted the washing action not the thruptisng action. especially singe he had no groin and was using a peg as a recruitment. the peg was like rimmers pp, small and yellow, which made krizzy laugh. hahaha rimmer small pp.
techpath rimmer heard the commotion of his undersized dongdong and ryoomed down to the washing room.
"WHAT TGE SMEGFUCK IS HAPPENONG HERE ON THIS DAY!" he proclaimed, rubbing his hips in a masculine jiggle.
"small. groin. fuckihn small like PEG HAHAHA" they said. as i said too bc rimmer had a haha peg dick.
rimmer was enfumed.
"that is not correct, you are to go in my book of reports busteroos."
kryten sobbed.
suddenly, from the other hall, lister fELL from the sky and onto rimmer. he had crashed though a pipe.
holy f. rimmer. died. he died. his lightbee was speghettio crushed.
kryten sobbed but he did not know whhhhhyyy????
"smeg. sorry chum" slurped  lister as he pocketed rimmers body.
"mr sir what are you going to do with rimmers cactus?" occasioned kryten.
"holly. repair. vindaloo time." and with that lister scooted away and ii and kryte were left to funky fresh times.
i swallowed the peg. kryten stopped sob and howled. awo. kryten organismed.
"you. like big boy?"
"yes little masm i do"
"cool"
that was the conclusion to the fin and cool times in washing machine room. cat never got his suits washed yeehaw