You're a famous actress. You've seen Sarah Paulson in her projects, but never thought much of her. Until one day you see her at the Oscars
I will be excluding Holland Taylor. I don't have anything against her, it's just that she doesn't really fit i...
okay i got a request to write drunk sarah paulson tweets soooo
@MsSarahPaulson: guysssss y/n doesn't think my breath smells goooddd
@officially_y/n replying to @MsSarahPaulson: yall her breath is just tequila
@MsSarahPaulson replying to @officially_y/n: but you loveeee tequila
@MsSarahPaulson: if i jump straight into the pool when we get home, what'll happen? ONLY ONE WAY TO FIND OUT SHHH DONT LET Y/N SEE THIS
@user1 replying to @MsSarahPaulson: I wonder if she knows...
@MsSarahPaulson replying to user1: knows what???
@user1 replying to @MsSarahPaulson: that y/n will probably see this
@MsSarahPaulson: I'm distracting her I believe in you guys
You got out of the car, helping Sarah before shutting the door. You put her arm around your neck and started helping her along.
"Babyyyy..." Sarah was a giggly drunk. It was the cutest thing ever you've ever seen.
"Yes, honey?"
"I loveee youuuu"
"I love you more, Paulson."
"Noooooo"
"Yesssss"
You tried leading Sarah into her house, but instead, she let go of you, opened the side gate, and jumped straight into the pool.
"What- Sarah!"
"Y/n, come in the pool with meeee!!"
"Paulson, your clothes!" With that, she got out of the pool and took off her clothes until she was just in her bra and underwear.
"Better?" You dropped your jaw, looking her up and down. She started walking over to you seductively. She slowly slipped your blazer off of your shoulders and let it drop to the floor.
"Come in the pool with me, please, " she said in a low, raspy voice.
"Aren't you cold?"
"A little. But, I can think of something that'll warm us right up."
"Oh yeah?"
"Mhm... now cmon." Sarah unbuttoned your pants, grabbed your hand, and led you to the hot tub.
Once y'all were in the water, she kissed you deeply. You were pushed up against the wall with your hands on her sides, slowly moving up towards her "heart." Her body was pressed up against yours and her hands were cupping your face. and uhh ykyk (have fun)
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@officially_y/n: all warmed up inside, and somehow she still has a bunch of energy
@user1: shes so cute
@sandyb: go to sleep @officially_y/n replying to @sandyb: you're awake
@cblanchett: goodnight lol @officially_y/n replying to @cblanchett: you know lol means laugh out loud right? @cblanchett replying to @officially_y/n: ...no it means lots of love @officially_y/n replying to @cblanchett: oh poor wittle Cate