richie:
"that's what she said" at literally everything
bill:
"i will steal your kneecaps"
stan:
"i don't even like being fucking religious!"
ben:
"i swear to god i'm gonna grow up to be a stoner"
eddie:
"the only reason i'd ever want to become a mom is if i wanted bigger boobs"
bev:
"what's my nationality? american? am i white?"
mike:
*does the white girl butt shake thing in the mirror and cackled at myself for 8 mins not so straight*
YOU ARE READING
it/st preferences and one-shots
Randombasically i'm making a book with one shots and preferences. self explanatory. thanks for reading and supporting! :)) (i wrote this when i was 13 and cringy. im sorry)
