The PTSD of her 2 Hour Love Life ✨✨

Part 3

It was Professor Snape.

"Miss Gitface what do you think you are doing, making the tower dirty with your existence?" Mary burst out in tears and fell into Snape's arms.

"Sir sir I- I- I- I LOVE YOU!"

"Miss Gitface I am your teacher!"

"I KNOW I KNOW BUT NO ONE HAD TO KNOW-"

"MISS GITFACE!" a booming voice sounded from behind the door, it was Professor Flitwick, she really did fall in love too fast, even with the smallest teacher ever. She was dozy with love, craving it more than anything. Her crushes were rushing upon her like crazy, leaving as fast as they were coming."What is going on here?" Flitwick boomed, Mary kissed Snape, and ran out of the room as fast as possible, regretting every second of this terrible day. If only her crushes did truly love her..

But she knew they wouldn't love her like Flitwick did. Him and his pussy cat, they were adorable.

She ran and ran until she collapsed. She woke up in the infirmary ward to see Dumbledore holding her hand and kissing it.

"Hello you little baka. You gave us a right scare there."

"Du-du-du- dumbledaddy?"

"Hush little baby. You're not meant to call me that here!"

"Oh so so so so sorry Professor" 😉Then Flitwick burst into the room and had to have 2828292 men hold him back.

"LEAVE MY. WARD IMMEDIATELY! " said madame Pomfrey 

"BUT I LOVE HER FOR HER NOT FOR HER BODY. I'M NOT LIKE OTHER MEN WHO LEAVE HER. I LOVE HER MORE THAN DRACO, FRED, SNAPE, GEORGE, HARRY, BLAISE.I LOVE HER SO MUCH." said Flitwick. But who did she love?

"I-I-I-I-I- I love...."

Snape. His greasy hair made her heart flutter with joy. She had to find him, before it was too late. Dumbledaddy wasn't going to let her leave, but she just ran out anyway being the baddie that she is. Dumbledaddy didn't even try to catch up, knowing he was way too old for this. After hours of searching, it was almost midnight... Snape was found in the Hogwarts grounds, beneath a tree, Lily's favourite tree. Maybe she had made the wrong decision with all of this.. Snape still loved Lily and would probably never love her..

But then he looked at her and avada kedavra'd himself because he saw someone behind her

"HUH?" She looked behind her.. "Moldy voldy!"Dun dun dun..

"Hello mudblood"

"I-I-I-I- your Voldemort"

"LORD VOLDEMORT CRUCIO!!" She flew because she weighs 0.119282892 kg into someone's arms. It was George.

"You little baka I love you." Then Voldemort avada kedavras him.

"GEORGE NO-O-O-O."

"SHUT IT MUDBLOOD"

"Okkie kokke" ☺️

" YOUR MINE. I'VE LOVED YOU SINCE THE DAY YOU WERE BORN. I FOLLOWED YOU EVERYWHERE. E. V. E. R. Y.W.H.E.R.E AND THESE MORTALS CANT HAVE YOU. ONLY ME I LOVE YOU MUDBLOOD""I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I- Voldy that's so sweet of you. I love you to." She jumps into his arms and flies away to live in a cave in North Korea with death eaters. But once in a while Draco will visit and she will flirt with him secretly. Because she belonged to no one 🙄👏🖐️

She was a filthy mudblood. This was the story she would always tell her children, The PTSD of her 2 Hour Love Life.