BABTQFTIM x reader oneshots

Bartender! Cuphead x Reader Part 2 I GUESS

Previously: Something about Cuphead singing and he doesn't want to- 

Now:

Bartender! Cuphead POV~~~~

I slowly walked up the stage and took a deep breath. Y/n was still singing, not noticing me. "Lemon boy and me, we just gotta-" She sang. "-Get along, together-er~" I sing, cutting her off. She looked at me, startled. "Who the hell are you?" She inquired, squinted her eyes. "I'll tell you later." I whisper to her. She shrugs, then starts singing with me, "I helped him find his seeds, and we mowed the lawn in bad weather-er~"

Mug's POV~~~~

'Hmmmmm.... I can't see them very well...' I looked at Bendy and he had a grin on his face. "Heck yes." I grin. We left the bar without anyone supervising.

AFTER THE FREAKING SINGING~~~~

Y/n POV~~~~

"Wow, ok. That just happened." I say, fiddling with a piece of my hair. The guy said, "Yeah, sorry about that," He stuck out his hand. "My name's Cuphead! What's yours?" "Y/n." I shake his hand. He chuckled, asking, "You're not really the talkative type, are you?" "No..." He chuckled again and said, "It's ok." Then he gestured to the bar and asked, "Wanna... Grab a drink?" I smiled lightly and said "Sure."

Bartender! Cuphead POV~~~~

"Sure." Y/n says, smiling lightly. I blush slightly. 'She has a cute smile.' I turn around to the bar and saw people drinking straight from the bottles and probably getting drunk. "Oh no." I mutter. I spotted Mugs and Bendy and walked towards them asking, "WHY IS PEOPLE DRINKING IN THE BAR??!!!" "Oh sh**..." Mugs says. "Sorry..." Bendy said using sign language. I sigh and turn back to the bar as I see Y/n with a drunk man. 'Wtf???' I walked toward them as I saw him trying to kiss her. I felt my eyes widen. I tried to move, but I couldn't. 'Why should I even care what's going to happen to her? It's a club! Crazy sh** is going to happen sooner or later!!!' I saw Mugs walk past me and tried to break it up with the man and Y/n, but then the guy punched him. ​HE PUNCHED MUGS. ​I walked towards them, grabbed Y/n's hand and pointed my finger and him saying, "Don't you dare do that ever again. ​OR ELSE​." He laughed sluggishly and asked, "Or what? You wouldn't hit a guy in front of your girlfriend, would you?" I look at Y/n while blushing. She started to blush too and said, "We-We're not boyfriend and girlfriend!" He thought it over for a second and then smiled saying, "Well, not anymore. You're mine hottie." (Author-chan: Fudge.) I narrowed my eyes at him. Suddenly, I felt a grip on my suit (?). It was Y/n, she looked kinda scared.

B/f/n POV~~~~

(Author-chan: You didn't think I forgot about her, did you?)

I was talking with... Oswald, I think. He kept on trying to have s*x with me but I just said "NO." Anyway, I heard something like: Don't do that again. I whipped my head around to see that guy from the bar pointing his finger at a drunk-a** man, Y/n, and a mug guy with a mini crack on his face. Y/n looked really scared. 'Must be that drunk man...' I scowl. Then the dude pushed that cup guy away and tried to kiss Y/n!!!!! "Oh, this won't STAND!" I shout, slamming the cup on the table.

Oswald POV~~~~

.... Wtf just happened.

B/f/n POV~~~~

I stormed to the group but then stopped. 'Hmmmmm... Should do a sneak attack on him? Yeah. I should. Yeah.' I walk back a little and aim for the guy. 'Ok, here I go!' I zoomed to him, screamed: SURPRISE BITCH! And tackled him.

Bartender! Cuphead POV~~~~

I was pointing my finger at the guy when all of a sudden, I heard: SURPRISE BITCH! Then a girl slammed on to the man and onto the floor. I was about to say something when Y/n ran past me and to the girl. 'They must be friends.' "Oh gosh, are you ok B/f/n?" She asked in a worried voice. "No! This drunk-ass man tried to kiss you! I had to do something!!!" She shouted. Her friend looked at us then at Mugs. She walked towards him and asked, "You ok?" I turned to Mugs with a concerned look.

Bartender! Mugs POV~~~~

"You ok?" B/f/n asked while cupping (Ha) my cheek... I touched the crack and felt liquid. 'Oh... Fudge.' "Crap! Let me fix it!" B/f/n worriedly said. (Author-chan: I don't know how to type it. Heh) "No, it's fine." I say smiling. A pack of bandages poofed into her hand. She started to open the bandage and put it on my mug (Literally. ¬w¬) Then, she put one on her arm which had a little scar that was bleeding slightly. She smiled and said, "Now we're boo-boo buddies!" (IF YOU KNOW THE REFERENCE, YOU ARE NOW MY FAVORITE PERSON.) I blushed lightly and stuttered, "T-Thanks." "No problem!" She said with a smile. "All right people, stop this fluff that's going on here." Y/n said, gesturing towards us. I blushed a little more as I stood up. "Now," I say gesturing to the man. "What do we do with him?" "LET'S THROW HIM IN THE FLIPPING DUMPSTER!!!!!" Y/n shouted with excitement. "YESSSSSSS, LET'S DO ITTTTTTTTT" B/f/n shouts back.

AFTER THAT STUFF~~~~ 

Y/n POV~~~~

"UGH, why couldn't you let us throw him in the dumpster!" I pout. "'Cause," Cuphead said. "It's not nice." "Hmph!" I puff my cheeks at him. I opened one of my eyes to see Cuphead looking away, blushing. 'What the fudge?' I shake my head. "Ya see, Y/n? Going to a club was a good thing! Now you got a boyfriend!" B/f/n said excitedly. I look at her like she was crazy. "You're kidding, right?" I ask. "Oh god, you're not." "Dude," I say, counting off my fingers. "You dragged me on the sidewalk, you messed up my closet even more, we had to go to the hecking mall, I had to sing in front of thousands of people, this guy interrupted me while I was singing," I say, looking at Cuphead while squinting my eyes. "A freaking guy tried to fu**ing kiss me, I saw 2 people doing the dirty, you got hurt, that mug guy got hurt too, and there's plenty more of bad stuff I just can't remember right now!" I shout. "Oh, that's all in the past." B/f/n said with a wave of her hand. "I am never coming back here." I state. "Yeah, come on Y/n, this stuff happens all the time. You'll get used to it." Cuphead told me. I smile and say, "Another reason for why I don't wanna come here again." I walk away from them to the door. "*Sigh* Ok, but before you go..." Cuphead said, touching my shoulder. "What." I ask bluntly, turning around. Suddenly, he kissed me on the cheek. I blushed lightly, looking at B/f/n. She fist bumped that demon guy. 'F*** you.' I thought, smiling.

1155 words (Not counting the bold ones) Ok, that was a LOT of typing. Tell me what you think!