five hargreeves x male reader oneshots

male! reader | Jealousy

"It's good to see you." The Handler said as she sat down on the hotel room's bed. "I wish we could say the same." M/n snapped back with a shit eating smile as Five dragged the tied up body of The Handler's adoptive son inside. "Clay?" she asked, more irritated than concerned for her son. "We found out about your spy pretty early on. He fights just like every other Comission worker." Five sighed. Clay rolled his eyes and would've made a witty comment if there wasn't ductape slapped on his mouth. "He's attractive, but very stupid." M/n sighed as he looked Clay up and down. Five clenched his jaw and gave Clay a look that could kill. "We know by now that attractive and smart is my type." He winked at Five, making him blush. He cleared his throat." "How about we make an excange, your boy for a briefcase back to 2019." Five smiled like the sarcastic twat he was. The Handler smiled right back at him. "You're saying that like you'd kill him." "Oh, I wont." Five put his hands behind his back, "But he will." M/n pulled his pistol from under his coat and held it to Clay's head. The Handler gulped. "I wont be able to provide you with one now. You can give me my boy and get the briefcase later. How does that sound?" Five looked her up and down. The Handler was a woman of her words, no matter how cold blooded she was. "Fine," he said, "Put the gun away, dear." M/n clicked his tounge. "Dang, I was really getting ready for this." M/n sighed as he unclicked the gun and put it back in his pocket. "Of course you were, you psychopath." Five chuckled. "Your psychopath." M/n chuckled and put a finger under Five's chin. "Good that we got that clear." Five unclenched his jaw as he realized that it began to feel sore. M/n smirked and turned around, walking out of the door with Five following close behind. They walked along the dark and rainy road together when Five pulled M/n into a near allyway. "What was that?" he asked with clear irritation. M/n frowned. "What was.. what?" M/n chuckled. "You called the kid attractive. He is the Handler's SON if i may remind you." He pushed his pointed finger into M/n's chest. "...And?" M/n cocked an eyebrow. "AND?" Five almost yelled, then stammering trying to find an explanation. M/n eyed him, read him like an open book. "Oh, you're jealous!" he smirked. "WHAT?" "You're jealous because i called someone attractive that wasn't you." Five clenched his jaw and looked away. "You are!" M/n chuckled, which turned into laughter. "How is that funny?" Five snapped with his face burning in embarrassment. "You're stupid Five Hargreeves." M/n smirked, putting a finger under Five's chin and making him look up at him, "We've been married for 30 years and you're still so jealous." "30 years of me not having to worry about anyone else. We were stuck in the apocolypse, there wasn't anyone else. Now there's so much competition, it's exhausting." Five sighed, putting his hands in his pockets. M/n pressed a long and sweet kiss to his lips. "I'll let you in on a secret," M/n whispered and leaned down to Five's ear, "There is no competition." Five blushed bright red. "Good." he whispered back and was about to start speaking again when gunfire went off. The two of them jumped away from each other. "A set up." Five muttered. About four guys with heavy arm rounded the corner and started firing at them. Five grabbed M/n's hand and jumped them on top of the building they were standing by. Then they went running, gunfire on their heels. A few minutes of running and they reached the deep end into another allyway and turned around to see the Comission drones getting closer. Five grabbed M/n's hand. They let themselves fall backwards into the deep end and Five jumped them to a lamp post right behind the assassins. M/n grabbed Five's smaller body and pulled him behind the lamp post, pushing their body's together as close as possible to disappear behind it. "Your head is peaking out." Five whispered. "No shit." M/n whispered back before connecting his lips with Five's in order to take the little space they had. Five's eyes widened but he quickly melted into the kiss. He cherished every moment with M/n, this was no exception. The men jumped onto the next roof and kept running. M/n pulled away and peaked out. The coast was clear. He pulled Five out of hiding and went running in the other direction. "That was a bold move." Five said when he caught up. "It's not like you didn't enjoy it."