So uh friends is how you would explain the relationship.
Just two friends
Only friends
That's all
That's the story
Nothing more nothing less
Just O/n and Woody, partners in crime
Now if Woody would just stop treating you like some type of god
It was painfully clear that Woody liked you and you didn't know how else to say 'I only see you as a brother'.
You even actually said it to his face but he just doesn't get it!
"So that's why I need you to pretend to be my girlfriend" You say confidently
"O/n no, it's Woody's second time falling in love and it's going to break his little heart if you-" Leafy started to say
"I'll pay you"
"O/N!"
"Come oooon Leafy, I'm desperate!"
"Have you tried rejecting him?"
You looked at Leafy like she was insane, yea you tried everything from insults to just straight up telling him that you weren't interested but IT. DOES. NOT. WORK. You're starting to think that he has some degrading kink or something!
"YES I'VE TOLD YOU THIS 2,763 TIMES, HE DOESN'T GIVE UP" You yelled
"Maybe I'll talk to him! I'm great at convincing people!"
"Yea you were so great at convincing the announcer to give you dream island"
"....Do you want my help or not?"
"Yes that would be great"
"Ok then leave it all to me!"
The next morning Leafy headed out, she already memorized almost everyone's houses, it wasn't THAT weird.
"Blocky, Marker, Bubble, Clock, Eggy" Leafy mumbled who the houses belonged to as she kept walking
"Lightning, Pie, Woody-"
Leafy stopped as she almost passed Woody's place! How silly of her! She quickly walked across the street and stopped at the door. She went to go press the doorbell but stopped....something felt off, like she shouldn't be here right now....
Leafy ran back to her house as fast as she could and quickly picked up some pepper spray, you always gotta trust your gut! Leafy ran back to Woody's house and that off feeling went away, maybe she was just being paranoid. Leafy pressed the doorbell and the door flung open and she saw the man himself...
Woody!
"Oh hey Leafy, what are you doing here?" Woody asked
"Well it's a really REAAAALLY long story, so can I come in?"
"Oh yea sure!"
Woody lets Leafy in and lead her to the couch, then goes back to lock the door.
"So what bring you here today?" Woody asks, taking a seat next to Leafy
"Well O/n has told me A LOT about you and how you've been...uh...not taking no for an answer" Leafy says, trying to pick her words carefully
"What are you talking about?"
"Listen I know you like O/n and all but they don't like you and they've been telling me that you just don't seem to be getting that hint! So i'm here to tell you!"
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