so... this very dorky one shot was inspired by @lisapink who commented on my last lion king one shot... thank you for suggesting this cuz in all honesty, its amazing. i really, really, really spaced on this and i really, really, REALLY hope you like it. but here it is. this ones for you
"I'm not doing this Grayson"
"of course you are lil'D"
"i refuse"
"shush Dami, don't ruin it. please" dick looks over his shoulder at his littlest brother, widening his eyes giving his brother the best puppy dog eyes he had. Damian, catching his gaze couldn't look away from Grayson's vibrant blue orbs. wanting to get it over with he sighs, lightly glaring at the eldest bird "...fine" "yay!" Dick turns to Tim "how much longer?" glancing at his watch Tim spoke "60 seconds"
Bruce, Alfred, Dick, Jason, Tim and Damian stood on the roof of Wayne manner. the cold Gotham night air gently blew past them as they waited for dawn. the horizon shown a light blue showing the sun was about to rise.
Tim kept an eye on the seconds, and when it came close to 0 Tim held up his fingers, giving a count down of "5.. 4..3..2.." he points to Jason, giving him the que
with his phone connected to a Bluetooth speaker Jason pressed play on the "circle of life" beginning song from the lion king movie. suddenly the silent night air was replaced with a "Nants ingonyama bagithi baba". as the song began the sun cleared the horizon, casting its warm glow upon Gotham, as well as the mansion.
standing behind Damian, Bruce puts his hand on the trained assassins' shoulder, his other hand holding a cup of coffee, as Richard walked closer to Damian with a ketchup bottle in his hand Damian looked up at the bat "father please, make this stop" Bruce looked at the scene around him, seeing that his eldest son would have done anything in his power to do this if Damian hadn't agreed to do it after the constant begging. Bruce chuckles looking back to his youngest "this was never in my control"
Damian sighs looking back at the man he wished he could stab right this second
the song continues as family and friends gather beneath them in the mansions yard. people like Barbara, Jim Gordon, Casandra cane, Stephanie brown and Selina Kyle. because every show needs an audience. Richard had texted them all what was going on inviting them to watch
as the song continues with a soft " Ingonyama nengw' enamabala, Ingonyama nengw' enamabala" Richard stops in front of Bruce and Dami, he smile to Bruce and Alfred, who stood beside Bruce, only to look down to Damian with an almost sinister smile.
unfazed Damian just sighs, wanting this to be over with as soon as possible.
Richard opens the ketchup bottle squirting more then enough onto his thumb.
without saying a word he "Simba's" Damian, and staying true to the scene in the movie he had a small bag of dirt with him he had gathered earlier. he reaches in grabbing the small amount from the bag and sprinkles the dirt onto Damians head.Jason and Tim were grabbing onto one another trying to stay up right as they tried not to curl over in laughter, their hands covering their mouths.
Bruce could feel his youngest son tense beneath him in anger, he was honestly impressed the boy wasn't lashing out yet.Damians eye twitches, not only did he have ketchup on his forehead he now had dirt on his face and in his hair. AND THE DIRT WAS STICKING TO THE KETCHEP.
he took a deep breath to calm himself as Richard picked him up and threw him over his shoulder. Alfred and Bruce couldn't contain their smiles. as stupid as this all was it was heart warming to see a family that was facing dangers and heart break nearly every night come together for something as stupid and uplifting as this.
dick turns and began walking to the edge of the mansions roof top, Bruce tried not to laugh seeing the look of "kill me" written so clear on his sons face.
the chanting in the song became more intense before starting the rest of the lyrics, timing it perfect Richard held Damian up in the air by his armpits much like Rafiki did to Simba (the mandrill that held simba up).
Tim and Jason couldn't help but sing/shout "its the cirlceeeeeee of liiiiiiifee, and it mooves us allllllllll"
Alfred began clapping his hands, a small smile grazing his lipsDamian blocked his eyes from the sun as it shone brightly in his eyes, but looking down he could see and hear the group beneath them cracking up in laughter. his face goes bright red in embarrassment as well as anger "Grayson! I'm going to kill you for this!" Damian shouted fighting Dicks grip. soon Richard couldn't help himself and he let Damian go, falling to the ground in laughter. the other 2 falling suit and laughing as hard as they could.
unable to contain himself Damian kicks Richard in the stomach, Dick wraps his arms around himself suddenly unable to breath "I'll get you back for this Grayson" he spoke calmly as he walked away, planning to clean his face with Richards favorite shirt.
Bruce walks up to Richard, taking a sip from his coffee that he can not live without, he kneels down. Richard slowly regains his breath as Bruce spoke "having fun?" Richard softly smiles and nods "i know for a fact babs has a picture of it, so absolutely" Bruce sighs and just leaves dick there.
dick pulls himself off the ground and looks out at the horizon "yeah, todays gonna be a good day, I know it" he sighs and follows his younger 2 brothers back into the house to apologize to a very angry demon child. the end
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Dick Grayson and Damian Wayne one shots
FanfictionBatfamily fluff! One shots about the oldest and youngest bird, with the rest of the family sprinkled in here and there Currently taking one shot requests! No smut or batfam slash