Odd Text (Eremin)

Chapter 13

October 17th

Historia (4:53 pm)
Hey everyone!

Ymir (4:57 pm)
Historia my precious girlfriend baby doll who i love so much and who i would do anything for 

Historia (5:01 pm)
Ymir if you did something you shouldn’t have…

Ymir (5:03 pm)
Will i get punished?

Historia (5:04 pm)
Depends. What did you do?

Ymir (5:05 pm)
Nothing

Historia (5:07 pm)
Ymir…

Ymir (5:11 pm)
I ate all the takis okay

Historia (5:12 pm)
The takis bag that I boguht yesterday?

Historia (5:12 pm)
The fiesta size bag????

Ymir (5:15 pm)
Hahaha you misspelled bought

Reiner (5:17 pm)
eyo what are you lesbians talking about

Historia (5:19 pm)
Ymir ate all my takis!! You will get sick Ymir, but not by the takis

Ymir (5:20 pm)
Are you threatening me? Thats hot

Ymir (5:21 pm)
Okay never mind im scared

Reiner (5:23 pm)
Just blackmail her

Historia (5:24 pm)
You can’t. I have nothing to hide

Reiner (5:25 pm)
eyo remember when you made everyone call you christa for a whole year

Historia (5:26 pm)
Oh no

Historia (5:26 pm)
Okay Ymir, you’re off the hook

Historia (5:27 pm)
Reiner you are a worthy opponent

Ymir (5:28 pm)
I cant believe im saying this but thanks reiner

Reiner (5:31 pm)
i am the best

Ymir (5:32 pm)
No

Bertholdt (5:36 pm)
You are the best, Reiner

Reiner (5:37 pm)
the best in bed eyoooo

Ymir (5:38 pm)
Ew no shut up

Bertholdt (5:39 pm)
Yeah

Ymir (5:41 pm)
BERTHOLDT 

Reiner (5:41 pm)
leave my mans alone

Historia (5:55 pm)
By the way, I messaged you all because I have a plan for Armin’s birthday!

Reiner (5:56 pm)
male strippers!!

Ymir (5:57 pm)
No

Reiner (5:58 pm)
berthoot volunteers

Bertholdt (6:01 pm)
Reiner!!!!

Historia (6:02 pm)
No strippers, Armin would cry

Ymir (6:03 pm)
Hahahahahaha true

Bertholdt (6:04 pm)
Hahaha!!! 

Historia (6:05 pm)
It’s going to be a small birthday party

Reiner (6:06 pm)
make it a huge party invite everyone in the school

Historia (6:08 pm)
Even if we all pitch in, it won’t be enough

Ymir (6:11 pm)
Yeah reiner we are broke college students, what did you expect?

Reiner (6:15 pm)
steal from historias parents

Historia (6:16 pm)
And it has to be a surprise