"bye y/n! i'll come find you during lunch." moonie called, before she rushed to class to make sure she got a back seat.
"see you later!" you yelled after her, but she was already out of sight. not wasting any time, you also made your way to class, scanning the room for any spare seats since someone had take your usual one.
your eyes landed on hinata, who waved at you frantically and pointed at the seat in front of him. "good morning." you greeted, taking out your books to place them on the desk and resting your head on them.
"do you want me to get you something from the vending machine l/n?" he offered and you shook your head.
"don't worry i'm not sleepy, just tired."
"what did you do?"
"i ran."
"...to school?" he questioned.
"yes."
"isn't your apartment really close to here?"
"some people are unfit, lauv."
hinata chuckled. "don't let kageyama hear you or he'll get jealous."
"what? why?"
"he thinks he's 'lauv'. don't crush his ego."
"stop talking shit behind my back." kageyama appeared out of nowhere and sat next to you.
"but you're so easy to talk shit about!" you protested.
"you stole my seat." he complained, ignoring your previous statement.
"babyboy hinata wanted me to sit here." you grinned. "what're you gonna do about it lauv?"
"sit on her lap!" hinata suggested and you looked at him in horror.
"dude, have you seen kageyama? that titan looking bitch will crush me!" you paused for a moment. "wait now i'm curious, i've never had a guy sit on my lap. come here kageyama." you said, patting your thigh.
"what the fuck woman. no thank you." he sounded flustered and you couldn't help but laugh.
"okay then, how about you hin—"
hinata cut you off with a quick "i'll pass."
"i feel hurt, i swear i'm comfy." you tried to bargain.
tsukishima slid into the conversation. "why does kageyama look like someone discovered he's a virgin?"
"when did you get here?" you asked him. "also, would you like to sit on my lap?"
"so that's why kageyama's face is like that." tsukishima sighed. "and shut up before you creep out everyone in the room."
"i was just curious, damn." you mumbled, but you didn't get to argue your point much longer since your teacher arrived at class.
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it hadn't been long since the class started, but you were already zoned out and paying zero attention. you were discreet about it, at least. kageyama and hinata on the other hand were engaging in a full blown conversation with a horrible attempt of whispering.
"hinata, kageyama. pay attention." your teacher snapped, causing the duo to sheepishly face the board again.
however, only moments later, kageyama was asleep on his desk. you bit back a laugh when you noticed his mouth was open and tsukishima, who sat in front of him, tried to throw a small scrap of paper inside.
"kageyama tobio, are you sleeping in my class?"
hearing his name, he jolted up. "no ma'am."
"then i assume you'll know who the first man to set foot on the moon is?"
"...yes?"
"good, why don't you come on up and write it down on the board." the teacher told him, holding out a marker.
"yes miss." he replied and stood up from his chair, looking around for anyone who might give him a clue.
he looked to you, eyes filled with desperation and you decided it would be alright to help him out. this was just common knowledge anyway. "neil armstrong." you whispered when he passed by, and he gave you his attempt at a bright smile before realising you were the one how insulted his smile in the first place. nevertheless, he was grateful.
confidently, he marched up to the board and picked up the marker from the teacher's hand, before writing "KNEEL ARMS STRONG" in block capitals.
the whole class erupted in laughter and the teacher looked humiliated. "are you mocking me right now, kageyama?"
"wh- no, not at all ma'am." the sincerity in his tone threw her off.
"then what is this that you've written on the board?"
"i thought that was his name." kageyama protested. "but i don't really get why he's kneeling if his arms are strong. he could just hand walk instead. or join our volleyball team."
upon hearing this, the teacher finally gave up, telling him to sit down while she fixed kageyamas's spelling error, while the laughter around you it became more chaotic.
you hadn't stopped laughing even when kageyama was back in his seat and the rest of the class had gotten over it. "shut up." he hissed at you.
"i- im trying!" you managed, between gasping for breath. "you're just such an idiot i can't help it."
you proceeded to tell the story of what happened in class to moonie at lunch, and whoever else would listen to you.
"please tell me he was trolling—" she cackled, when you'd explained everything to her.
"moonie, i wish! this boy just has half a brain cell left and it can't spell for shit!"
"l/n, shut up or i will show everyone how horny you are to hold feet with me." kageyama threatened.
"lauv, if i was ashamed of that how would i ever satisfy my foot kink? you gotta work on your blackmail game."
"i fucking hate you." he mumbled.
"oh shut up, you're just mad i'm not as illiterate."
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ok look i updated!! not the best one so far but it's?? content?? i guess 👼🏽🌂
don't question my use of emojis idk either tbh
also also thank my younger brother for always saying dumb things that give me writing inspo wtf?? we were talkin abt who walked the moon and i was tryna spell his name in my head and thought of 'kneel arms strong' b ye i need to learn how to spellcurrently struggling to figure out how to make kageyama and y/n become closer but i'll get there. actually i think i have an idea but i need to figure how to make it work but oh well 🤠🤠
lol anyways I HOPE YALL ARE GOOD bc i am 😎😎 had a mini meltdown recently and cut myself bangs THE SECOND TIME WTF you'd think i'd learn but n O smh lmaoooo okok im done talking i'll see y'all next chapter <3
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Hayran Kurgu"people tell me i look like a doll" in which l/n y/n, an insomniac, finds peace amidst her late night conversations with a certain blueberry "yeah, you do kinda look like annabelle" • [ dedicated to : @moonietoonz ] [ kageyama tobio ;; half textfic...