Dare#1:
*I dare Ace and Paul to drop 300 baby hammerhead sharks on Gene XD*
Ace: But how're we supposed to find a baby hammerhead shark, curly?
Me: In the ocean of course! Speaking of fish, can y'all stop by Queensland Australia and get me some more of those box jellyfish? The ones I had before died of old age this morning.
Paul: Oh for crying out loud! Can't you just pick something else to keep as a pet? 😧
Me: No way! These creatures aren't seen very often in public aquariums so I want to have some as my own.
Ace: Aw, don't worry Paulie! We'll be fine. Now, let's get going before Gene finds out about what we're gonna do to him.
*Ace points his thumb backwards to teleport himself and the Starchild to the ocean*
Me: I'll make a grave for my dead box jellyfish and then you guys will have to help me set up a much larger cylinder shaped aquarium so my new pets can go into their home when Ace and Paul come back.
Tommy: Oh boy...
Eric Singer: I hope that they're extremely careful with those things. Or we're gonna have another problem on our hands.
(*Two hours later...*)
*Ace and Paul are carrying the container of box jellyfish that they collected from the oceans of Queensland Australia, and they are both lifting up one side each*
Gene: Here...let me give you an extra hand.
*After Ace, Paul, and Gene are able to carefully put the container of box jellyfish down on the floor, they sit down on the couch to rest for a minute*
Ace: Man, that container was so heavy. Even though jellyfish are 95% water, they're light as a feather.
Paul: Yeah, but the lifeguards said that they had to be stored in special containers because the jellyfish had to have a certain water temperature and we had to make sure that they survived the journey home.
Me: Okay everybody! I think my new pet box jellyfish are ready to go into their new home.
(*The host and a few of the guys help out with gently pouring the box jellyfish into the new aquarium*)
Me: Aww, they look so happy! 😃
(*The host's new pet box jellyfish*)
⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️Ace: Oh, I almost forgot! Paul, we need to do our dare.
Paul: Yes, and it's for you Gene.
Gene: Okay, what's the dare?
Ace: *chuckles* Wait right there and don't move.
*Ace and Paul go outside to get the baby hammerhead shark*
*A marine biologist is waiting outside to make sure that Gene or any of the guys or the host get bitten by the baby hammerhead shark*
Marine Biologist: Now, you guys have to be carful and please don't stick your finger into the shark's mouth or it'll bite you.
Paul: *smiles* We understand.
(*Meanwhile, in the spare building...*)
Gene: I wonder what the dare is going to be—-OH SH*T! 😱
*Ace and Paul had dropped 300 baby hammerhead sharks by using a cloning machine to clone them 300 times on Gene Simmons*
Gene: YOU IDIOTS! OWWW! 😖
(*After all the baby hammerhead sharks were dropped on Gene, the marine biologist took them away...*)
Me: Hahahaha! Gene has tiny bite marks on his body!
Gene: *groans in pain as he tries to pick out the baby hammerhead shark teeth off of his arms and legs* Not funny, you guys. 😑
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Truth Or Dare With KISS (25)
HumorAfter a long time, I've decided to bring my truth or dare with Kiss series back.